Whereβs the fur then. Huh. Punk. Four Pinnochios
Whereβs the fur then. Huh. Punk. Four Pinnochios
A quick scroll tells me that in the past few weeks theyβve defended Charlie Kirk, decried βgender ideologyβ, intellectualised genocide, produced mountains of AI slop, and posted about some guy getting his queer awakening from ChatGPT. Sure isnβt any fucking majority *I* want speaking for me
We love whimsy in this household βΊοΈ
When I was little, I didnβt even know the word. Lots of kids bandied βgayβ around as a derogatory term though, including myself for a while. But Iβm pretty sure if I went around here telling people that βgayβ is a slur and theyβre not allowed to claim it, none of them would be too impressed
Batman Forever is peak cinema thank u very much
If someoneβs gonna grow to the size of a mountain and level civilisations, we ought to be grateful itβs somebody as pretty as u π
Every job has its perks :3
Youβre so real and correct for all of this π
This is adorable :3
You canβt ever have too much of a good thing. No matter how many cattle scream protests to the contrary. Even when thereβs lethargy in your limbs and an aching fullness in your guts, it couldnβt hurt ya to shovel down one more~
Incredible creature. Give her lots of pats for us
I love you too, vocal fan! My next massacre is dedicated to you π
Use children to smuggle weed and then pay them in alcohol, got it π«‘
U got names for em yet
I mean I think itβs fine to have favourite quotes from terrible people if itβs in the context of their self-owns and cautionary tales
Trump has plenty of choice words himself in that regard
Itβs always hotter and more satisfying when my food really doesnβt wanna be eaten π
Happy birthday!
Condolences π«
Thank you for your service π«‘
Yeah I just binged the Scream movies and their whole deal is like, what if people familiar with pop culture were dressing up in costumes from Spirit Halloween and knifing each other. Itβs relentlessly meta in a way that makes it feel real. Scary Movie just seems kinda sauceless in comparison
Isnβt the Movie Movie Cinematic Universe just considered a bit shit on account of it being a bit shit
It wasnβt even doing anything particularly edgy or transgressive or whatever, it was just an annoying stream of Topical References with no real connective tissue
Happy birthday!
Yep π
Then you got stuff like the HTTYD remake which dares to ask the question βwhat if you took a movie that slapped as it is and made it exactly the same except noticeably inferior in every wayβ
I go to most big film releases at the theatre, but the Snow White adaptation was so sauceless that I think Iβve sworn off Disney live action remakes for good. Probably wise bc what they did to Stitch sounds sacrilegously terrible
I ship it :3
I feel like I inevitably have to use a few lists to block overt MAGA troll accounts and spambots to keep my notifications free of bullshit. Definitely unfollowing AVBB though, it sounds like itβs being abused pretty flagrantly here. The name always kinda irked me a bit, shoulda trusted my gut there
I find that fiends become considerably less smug when theyβre drenched in searing digestive juices π
The perfect man π₯°