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@whalemancer

it's tongue in cheek, danny-elle. queer. amelle is from my ends. podophobe. cetacean enjoyer. mercedes mcqueen, bitch

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my leafgreen team; pikachu, bulbasaur, abra, poliwag, cubone, mankey

my leafgreen team; pikachu, bulbasaur, abra, poliwag, cubone, mankey

got everyone up to level 60. should make lorelei and agatha a bit more consistent. still not sure what i'm gonna do abt that aerodactyl because he's a quick boi

10.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there be monsters

10.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is fun lol

10.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mid 30s and have the urge to properly learn how to do a healthy metalcore roar

10.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

had an email saying they've withdrawn the vacancy due to changes in the business 😀 pmo when employers do that. probs someone quit and then someone p/t wanted more hrs but they have to go through the rigmarole of putting the vacancy up, with no intention of hiring externally. still, what a timewaste.

10.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
muffins in a blue container

muffins in a blue container

my hand holding a muffin

my hand holding a muffin

i made dark chocolate chip and banana muffins πŸ‘€πŸ«πŸŒ

10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

such an everyday occurrence πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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freddy and the snail 😹🐌

09.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mine don't seem to shed (much) fur but little bits of litter get absolutely everywhere, and i'm forever finding stuffing where they've massacred their plush toys 😹

10.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i daresay hoovering when you've got 3 cats is almost pointless πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

idk why rich people want to say and do evil things. because if i was rich i'd be in my ceramics studio blasting some cool shit in my kiln the whole time, you'd never hear a peep out of me again

10.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god i wish that was me

10.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i want a man to buy me sapphire earrings and tell me i'm pretty

10.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
pokΓ©mon leafgreen battle vs. lass julia

pokΓ©mon leafgreen battle vs. lass julia

i'm everywhere i'm so julia

09.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alt text: inside the house, a black kitten paws at a glass door, trying to catch a snail which is climbing the glass on the outside

09.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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freddy and the snail 😹🐌

09.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
meme of a cute blushing emoji face complete with emojis of hands with a finger outstretched pointing together, which is used as a symbol for social anxiety or reluctance, captioned "is for me?"

meme of a cute blushing emoji face complete with emojis of hands with a finger outstretched pointing together, which is used as a symbol for social anxiety or reluctance, captioned "is for me?"

the cats when they see me putting peppercorns in the pepper grinder

09.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ooh err 😱 my brother just got back from the sainsbussy local and said he thinks there's been an arson or something because he saw fire and loads of police cars on the estate 😬

09.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can't imagine having a job where you had to call your boss "mr. something" and not, you know... simon, janet, whatever

09.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FINALLY an orca this is huge i am sobbing rn 😭😭

09.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel so grownup buying things i can't reaaally afford and then sending them back. of course the truly grownup thing to do is uhhh, just not buy them

09.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

used to be a fashionable brand. that's how old i am. back when you WANTED to dress like a chav. no one's proud to be a chav anymore. bring that shit back. chav pride 2026. "have a little faif in me" efc.

09.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫣🫣

09.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lonsdale pants are a british institution atp...

09.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah me too 🀀🀣

09.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he can't even act and he's a piece of shit republican. next!

09.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it'd also be nice if i could take it for granted that they were gonna pay me enough to live on my own, but again, society's changed, you can't reasonably expect that anymore, and i do realise everyone's in the same boat. just saying.

09.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't want a "career" but it'd be nice to sit down at work, be able to take it for granted that i had every weekend and evening off. also not having to deal with dickhead members of the public would be nice. which a decade ago i didn't mind, but society's changed, people crash out over nothing now.

09.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ahh yes they're hiring at the tescussy superstore again. perhaps i'll go back. quite literally the only thing in the world i'm capable of. πŸ™ƒ work there til i die like the rest of the lifers. i've tried so hard to go and do something else with my life but clearly not happening atp lmao

09.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

got diaphragmatic pain again, love that for me

09.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0