Aspen! (Backup)

Promoting this account from “oh my god, everything went wrong, I’m gonna kms” to “backup 💕”

They’re a few minutes late… still no message…

Just one hour and a half for the 48 hour deadline, anxious as fuck, blood pressure high, fast heartbeat, I’m restless.

Based

To preemptively answer your first question: no, there was no “Jorge Washington“

Also they were never in agreement wether to romanize Chinese with the Pinyin or Wade-Giles system so Mao’s name was either Zedong or Tse-tung depending on the book or teacher.

History books for high schoolers in Chile had this funny quirk where they hispanised the name of every historical figure that was hispanisable.

That’s how I learnt of Carlos Marx, Federico Engels, Enrique VIII, Luis XVI, Adolfo Hitler, Leónidas Brézhnev, and my all time favourite: José Stalin.

Well people, today Google support tells me if I can have my account back or if I get fucked, wish me luck.

Got recomended a video titled “Defending Pol Pot and Democratic Kampuchea” and no, I’m not clicking that.

And right now you can save £50 per person, that’s £200 for a family of four

pulling a dollgirl's pullstring and making her listen to the voicebox inside her confess to all her most fucked up and embarrassing fetishes whether she wants to or not

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person that’s £200 off for a family of four

Imagine NOT being turned on by massive rampages

The great Bonesification of April…

Played Lies of P instead and almost burst a vein with the Two Faced Overseer, had to beat Véronique with an exploit (unloading throwables and abusing backstabs) and not proud of it. Fuck this game. 10/10 imo regardless.

They’re really selling peak for a bit more than a Double Quarter Pound with Cheese with fries and drink on Chilean Steam

I did this but in kind of a jumbled order

Oomf playing Silksong but in the mood I’m in I shouldn’t play any challenging videogame at all lest I get frustrated and murder someone for real

A Black Library book will have a character named Discriminator Maximus say shit like “A prejudiced mind is a fort well guarded” and inbred fascist imbeciles from Oklahoma who found out about WH40K a week ago will nod and say “yeah the fictional character agrees with ME!”

Jokes aside hope you recover well soon 😔

1874 ass post, Willow.

Ascension so far

I need a cute boy to cum on my entire body so bad…

That’s the good stuff 😵‍💫

An excerpt from The Fairy and the Serpent. It reads: He turns his face away and covers his mouth with the hand he had used to hold up his t-shirt, probably believing it's hiding the blush that has been spreading across his face. “I-I was, um, g-going to… uh…,” Ivy raises an eyebrow, prompting the human to fight through his anxieties and continue, “j-jerk off… and cum… o-on you…” “Oh~?” Something so lewd was easy to guess given their current situation, but the captor’s hesitation suggests he’s having second thoughts. Fortunately for him, Ivy’s already hooked, and more than familiar with his type. “Would you like a little help?” The human’s eyes turn to face the fairy. His blush turns to an even darker shade of red, but still he can’t find the words to speak.

New Story!!!
The Fairy and the Serpent

Despite being the one who captured her, a human finds himself at the mercy of a fairy named Ivy

CW: MALE GIANT, TINYDOM, AND CUMPLAY

Made as part of @ellelargesse.bsky.social 's #SeptKinkyScribble

#SizeSky

archiveofourown.org/works/70295751

The thing on the Ñ can also be called a ”virgulilla” instead of a tilde, and although both are valid I like to call it a virgulilla because it makes me sound smarter

Laceposting is the art of posting like Lace from Bluesky, the term was coined by me an hour ago :3

They’re art forms

Small, demure, petit even.