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Bright future, bad hangover. owns four old cars and numerous bullshit cameras. bebostate passport office operator, gender is dude as in dudes rock

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graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 5682 πŸ” 1903 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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god finding this is like stumbling across a buried USB drive in the woods. bizarre

09.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 2706 πŸ” 877 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 22

are there any reliable sources to indicate that telegram is engaging in a centralized crackdown on porn, and that this channel deletion situation isn’t just the result of a mass-reporting campaign by trolls?

i am seeing copious apocalyptic speculation, very little solid information

09.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was driving back to Seattle from Portland last night and stopped at a Pilot, gas was still $4.25 but diesel was fuckin $6.15/gal it was insane

09.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I told one of my Italian friends that Maltese was a mix of Italian and medieval Arabic and he was like No, it is what you see when you dream you are reading

06.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 714 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh is this like how Canadians pronounce Sinar like see-nar

08.03.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely bashing my head against excel and trying to do stuff that I KNOW is possible if I knew the software better

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so distracting that it feels like I didn’t take my meds this morning (I know I did) and I don’t like this at alllllll

06.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having an extremely bad time trying to focus on my job today while also juggling some heavy personal stuff and the general nonstop state of the world bullshit and I want to turn my brain entirely off

06.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13310 πŸ” 2576 πŸ’¬ 520 πŸ“Œ 342

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

05.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 766 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just listening to their first two albums at work today, I’m always a sucker for the more straightforward powerpop stuff

05.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jefferies coming out of his Tubes to shame Mankind

05.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely grateful for stuff like friends hosting me for a month and a half now because my home is undergoing a chaotic renovation disaster

05.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve made an ok life for myself, all things considered, and I’m glad I never ended up in a group home or foster care despite coming close a couple times, and I really have the fandom to thank for giving me the hand up to build something better for myself.

05.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This actually hit me super hard, damn. My family got evicted on literally my 7th birthday and we spent a few months homeless and couch crashing and stuff, my mom and brother just got evicted from the apartment we landed at literally at the end of last year too.

05.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s just the way it isβ€¦πŸŽ΅πŸŽΆ

(project for sociology. We drew an image of poverty as we know it. Mine had stuff, but no home, money, or familial stability. Stuff does not equate stability. I think a lot of us been here, and we try to redo being little to take control of what we couldn’t, you know?)

05.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1131 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 16

JEEZ as someone who also grew up in poverty OOF thanks for sharing this

05.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(putting phone down after watching youtube on it for 4 hours) Alright. Enough fucking around. (opening youtube on my computer

06.03.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 583 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Choose Is Yours.

05.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry, /what??/

05.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wild, the guy I got a ton of my darkroom equipment did too, what an insane plane

04.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TWO TRUCKS

04.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: I ended up buying the expensive (tall) ones and have been checking tracking like crazy lmfao

04.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT that sounds incredible

04.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct lmfao

03.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I read about a famous gay couple who ran an inn on the foothill path towards Yosemite for 50 years. They met as young men on a ship to SF during the Gold Rush and were inseparable. People knew them as a couple.

glreview.org/article/absc...

03.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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the most important step in setting up my new toolbox

03.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0