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Comedian / Screenwriter / Director (humoriste / scénariste / réalisatrice) | Halifax Comedy Festival 2025 | JFL Originals | Hubcap Comedy Festival | TV Sketch Show Creator (produced/aired en français) | Copyright Lawsuit Winner | she/her/elle

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I wholeheartedly agree.

14.03.2026 02:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will never comprehend how they cannot grasp that we have barely gone "berserk" for them harming us. How can they claim and believe to be the victims? The willful ignorance is staggering. Then they, get this, threaten to harm us! UM, HELLO? As we sit watching them run straight into the point DAILY.

01.03.2026 15:33 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes! We also need writers/directors/producers to respect us when we get there. It's stunning how easily women are disrespected. The lore I have...

06.02.2026 07:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hilton went from hero to zero real quick today

06.01.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

08.12.2025 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

She's the exotic bird that he's trying to cage.

"He only wants a woman who is free because his dream is to put her in a cage." - like Trevor Noah's mother said

05.12.2025 05:15 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'd say this is how is starts... but I suspect it started a while back. Unsalvageable.

05.12.2025 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when you're not even creative enough to nudge the copyright theft machine so you need the copyright theft machine to nudge itself

27.11.2025 03:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do they still not realize it has been unfair to women for centuries? How are they so unable to transfer empathy and go "Oh, yeah it is awful to be constantly criticized and demeaned. Women deserve better." Instead they.... double down? It is beyond absurd how they are convinced they are the victims.

22.09.2025 20:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

80% of men in prison were abandoned by their fathers. Fixed it.

26.07.2025 15:41 👍 61 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should invent a Microsoft word that isn’t infuriating

12.06.2025 01:09 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

So good! Question: any other Sinners theatre viewers have all the house lights turn on before the end of the last scene? It upset me so much and theatre said that's how the studio wants it. 👀

01.06.2025 01:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I totally understand. The rising cost coincided with a years long lawsuit and financial hardship for me. Slowly picking myself up from the rubble, but definitely not making ends meet. I still write and make jokes. But we definitely need UBI or something to help us regulars. Unsustainable as is.

31.05.2025 13:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It feels like life has been gamified. I have never felt so hopeless, and I've been through some doozies.

31.05.2025 13:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel inspired and applaud the move.

29.05.2025 10:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ron Howard could do the funniest thing right now and just... well, you know.

28.05.2025 01:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kill it.

26.05.2025 23:59 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Kill it.

26.05.2025 23:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

23.05.2025 21:03 👍 7912 🔁 1089 💬 255 📌 86

Finally saw Sinners. They turned on ALL the lights before the last scene. Did that happen to anyone else? Infuriated me. Watching the last 5-7 minutes with full lights?

20.05.2025 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair to Trudeau, he did have to work with Trump (first term), and manage a pandemic. I feel most forget the workload he had to handle compared to other PMs. No one would choose those years! Plus the Child Tax Benefit literally saved me as a single mom to make ends meet.

29.04.2025 09:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lost his own seat. 💅🏻

29.04.2025 08:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love! So funny and so quotable. It's everything you want a comedy to be. I felt schooled on what a punched up script is. I watch it often --and recommend it regularly.

25.04.2025 05:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was just in a super long litigation for copyright -- i won. And all this AI stolen works thing is insulting and triggering and simply wrong. It needs to be acknowledged and addressed (stolen works removed probably?).

28.03.2025 00:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But ... nobody wants this? Unless we all get universal basic income. Everyone was told to choose a career and spent thousands getting an education. Are we supposed to be in debt, with no work? Ugh.

28.03.2025 00:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is it so demoralizing? 😭

27.03.2025 03:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NBC Orders Native American Community Center Comedy Pilot From Sierra Teller Ornelas, Jackie Keliiaa, Bobby Wilson (EXCLUSIVE) NBC has picked up a single-camera comedy pilot based at a Native American community center, Variety has learned exclusively.

More news like this! Especially these days!
variety.com/2025/tv/news...

18.03.2025 03:40 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

It has to be noolastwitch! Haha

15.03.2025 01:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's the name of the artist for the song he selected for the post on insta. 😭 I'd be so upset to be associated to that type of content as an artist.

14.03.2025 20:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0