“I had stuff to do so I turned off the speakers while you were on - and I could still hear you. Three floors up.”
- Jack Dee, Cheltenham Opera House 2026
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“I had stuff to do so I turned off the speakers while you were on - and I could still hear you. Three floors up.”
- Jack Dee, Cheltenham Opera House 2026
a screenshot of a tweet: Rene Magritte @artistmagritte- Dec 9, 2021 Automated The hesitation waltz, 1950 #surrealism #magritte an image shows a rene magritte painting of two large apples on the ground with a cloudy blue sky background, the apples have each on a blue face mask and a red face mask like the teenage mutant ninja turtles
teenage magritte ninja apples
It’s incredible - different times, mediums and markets.
The size of publishing runs fascinates me - the U.S alternative comix boom in the late 60s seems to have manifested in runs of literal dozens to low tens of thousands and released as often as dopehead hippies could get it together, but release a book that does figures like that now? Gone!
Ahahahaha I’m enjoying the disparity of budget
Twice this week random strangers on the street have just given me marijuana and I’m quite alarmed at this apparently citywide commitment to getting me to calm down
If you’re able to log off for even a few hours I promise you’ll find things offline haven’t changed all that much. We still have playgrounds.
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These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Not beating the geriatric millennial allegations here, but if you want to feel totally fine for 22 minutes, the new Scrubs shockingly accomplishes that. Feels like reading a well written email from an old friend who hasn't changed a bit.
I’m sick today so spent part of the day taking an old anime and making it rude.
I might make it public. Nice to make a silly thing
The Dark Room is back at EPIC48 this July 🍍
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Oh God, whaaaaat have they doooone
You can’t trust what you see in the mirror.
I mean, look at how badly it cocks up text.
Reading the news. Listening to music.
Blondie’s “Atomic” comes on.
Not now, Blondie.
If I and my cronies had all been discovered in correspondence with the most famous sex trafficker in the world, and more and more evidence kept leaking out, I suppose I too would start a bloody foreign war
sorry i'm gonna be about 15 minutes late, i just need to really quickly look up the social media and wikipedia of every actor who was in eastenders in the early 2000s
Do you think when healthcare started referring to thrush discharge as “cottage cheese like” the cottage cheese industry were like “aww come on man”
Why do no street preachers have good mic technique or equipment? There’s a guy outside King’s Cross right now who sounds like a punk band straining at stool
re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice
I can’t deal with people who use phrases like “sexual economy”. Are you buying shares in an orgasm? Has a disrupter manufactured a smaller, more efficient penis?
Yum!
Former UK PM Gordon Brown is providing - voluntarily and not for the first time - information to the police about abuses of power relating to the Epstein files. As PM Brown was briefed against by people such as Alistair Campbell and Peter Mandelson as being ‘psychologically flawed’ ….1/
three minutes, people
Congratulations! Rest well!
But also - see you at work next week x
I have people in my mentions saying I should not talk about holding Elon Musk accountable for his crimes against the US unless I can detail the mechanisms and processes for how that could be accomplished. Probably the worst politics possible.
what the fuck
Certainly!
Certainly!
🌍 World News 🌎
🇺🇸 “Epstein Files Are A HOAX” screams man repeatedly mentioned in the Epstein Files
🇬🇧 The Abuser Formerly Known As Prince arrested over connection to the Epstein Files
🇰🇷 Turns out you can just arrest people for attempting coups
⛷️ The Winter Olympics has been on! Did you notice?