A thread on living with a neurodivergent brain--from a professor
First, a story. (For those who are just meeting me, I always start with a story.)
Once upon a time, I was course coordinator for general chemat a Large Urban University. I was the only FT instructor & supervised multiple adjuncts.
10.03.2026 16:42
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But--and this is key--each professor has to accept that students may be doing things in class to help them concentrate...that make NO SENSE to the professor.
As long as it's not keeping other students from learning, WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT THEY DO
10.03.2026 17:23
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
10.03.2026 14:34
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Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain thatβs designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are βjust circling backβ to see if we can βmove the needleβ on βkey initiativesβ? NONE of those things are berries.
10.03.2026 11:07
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listen i love ao3 as much as the next guy but ive seen people quit fic writing over the past few years because people comment and engage with authors way less, and then everyone still freaks out when ao3 goes down- if a fic is irreplaceable to u, let the author know!
03.03.2026 15:04
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Special education teacher and Air Force medic
05.03.2026 04:02
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So ChatGPT tells people to kill themselves, and OpenAI's response is to shift responsibility to unpaid, untrained, non-professional friends and family members.
So if you get designated as the "trusted contact," you're doing terrifying unpaid work for this evil company.
Shut it all down.
04.03.2026 04:26
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PRIMARY. THEM. INTO. DUST.
04.03.2026 04:13
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If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.
04.03.2026 02:17
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Keep Android Open
Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.
Please, PLEASE, be loud about this topic, Android being open is what makes it useful, you own your phone and you should be able to install apps from wherever you wish to, don't let Google tell you what's allowed on the device you payed for!
keepandroidopen.org
03.03.2026 16:30
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DESTROY THEM
04.03.2026 00:44
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"Abolish ICE" is, very literally, the moderate position
03.03.2026 21:45
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Do something nice for yourself every day.
Enjoy a fancy coffee, take a little walk, or craft a den of twigs & wildflowers in the old forest, retreat inside, and sleep for 1,000 years in mossy peace.
03.03.2026 20:19
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The numbers are staggering:
Rent is now unaffordable for a record *half* of U.S. renters.
Some 30 million jobs pay less than $15 an hour. The average wage needed to afford a one-bedroom apartment has climbed to $28.17 β nearly four times the federal minimum wage, which hasn't gone up in 16 years.
03.03.2026 14:27
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What do you get when you cross a sheepdog and a brassica?
A collie-flower!
04.03.2026 00:57
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Out: Vote Blue No Matter Who
In: PRIMARY THAT FUCKER OR YOU'RE A SUCKER
04.03.2026 02:01
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Mosquito Bucket Challenge - Homegrown National Park
Natural mosquito control: The Mosquito Bucket Challenge is a safe, affordable way to control mosquitoes without harming kids, pets, or pollinators.
Instead of spraying for mosquitos this summer, try the Mosquito Murder Bucket!
It's cheaper than paying a company and doesn't kill all of the beneficial insects in the area.
#garden #gardening
03.03.2026 17:52
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I really need the Republicans who are retiring because their dreams of plausibly deniable racism and gentlemanly corruption have died to just burn everything down on their way out. Not to be good, as they are not, but surely they can at least be vengeful traitors.
03.03.2026 23:38
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I'm truly sorry to report that you still feel like shit because you can't self-care/drink/shop/eat/sleep/ignore your way out of fascism.
01.03.2026 21:12
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Now more than ever, you don't have to be cutting and pasting batshit posts that you have seen over on That Other Site and also, for fuck's sake, get off That Other Site, again, now more than ever
01.03.2026 21:38
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Timeline clense
01.03.2026 19:26
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2025 California Condor Population Status Report
39 years ago, there were only 27 California condors in the world. As of 2025, we now have 607, including 392 that are living free in the wild.
"Put that in your doom and smoke it" -Ursula Vernon
www.fws.gov/media/2025-c...
01.03.2026 20:02
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Quite possibly selection bias, but not a single GWOT veteran I still keep in touch with has expressed any sort of support or praise for the war. The general consensus is dread and dismay.
02.03.2026 01:53
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Ends tomorrow, get your dice and fight ICE!
02.03.2026 02:29
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listen, never let it be said I don't commit to a bit
ConsensualDickWhistles.com joins our unhinged horde of URLs, next to TootTootMotherfucker.com
Anyway, now that we have our supply on lock, some of the whistle goblins are really enjoying getting to branch out into custom requests, so hit us up.
01.03.2026 18:28
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There are 12 new bunnies looking for homes in the shop. Each one is unique and incredibly huggable!
www.whimsystation.com/category/plu...
02.03.2026 01:52
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