Dan Brogan

The Strait of Hormuz being Goatsed

Have we considered widening?

Imagine if this regime had the GDI’s orbital Ion Cannon, what a terror that would be.

Making the dinner announcement at Davos

So, more reading than the president and his cabinet.

Also, with rare exceptions, whatever you’re financing in free agency has a brutal CarFax for one reason or another.

The worst. My old house had an enormous weeping cherry tree and the years where it bloomed only to get stripped by a late frost were devastating

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Did you see this?

I was exaggerating a bit. I liked Antics and didn’t hate our love to admire. Maybe I’ll revisit the latter, it’s been a long time

That’s fine, he’s gone.

Trying to decide which is a worse subject for a hip hop musical.

Putting on Turn on the Bright Lights and pretending they never made another album.

a bald man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf with shoes on it . ALT: a bald man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf with shoes on it .

My wife’s exact reaction when told it was probably gonna snow this afternoon:

Well yea that too. Just thinking about the skeletons he’d hide based on the skeletons he proudly displays.

There’s no way Herrera doesn’t have bananas skeletons in his closet.

People used to get wasted to drown the horror. They still do, but they used to too.

100% percent of the dudes that would buy that talked insane shit about Nola on WIP

I’d be delighted if we could export decent Brisket from Texas to me here in Pennsylvania, before we turn our sights on the world

You can tell by the arc if they’re al dente

Saw a specialty license plate with the Gadsden Flag today (Florida, obv). Whatever your feelings on that flag or the people who use it are, I think we can all agree it’s super ironic to put it on your numbered permission slip to own a car.

Just wave your hands and yell it.

Gotta export the culture we have.

This is like when Thailand deliberately spread their cuisine with a government program, except embarrassing.

I do not accept the possibility of snow tomorrow.

Lt. Guy Lapointe of La Sûreté du Québec is an actual guy in the story.

If they make that before they make this, I’m out: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_C...

Respectfully, y’all do your best work in the offseason. I love college football too, but Oops! All Tangents is what I crave.

So the Stonecutters did it?

What a piece of shit.

Grudini

Also, inevitably, you’re going to have to pronounce it at argument a bunch of times.