Drunk, I pressed the lots of chicken button, and lots of chicken arrived. Got to love the Just Eat app 😋
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Drunk, I pressed the lots of chicken button, and lots of chicken arrived. Got to love the Just Eat app 😋
My cat sitting on top of me in bed. She has wide eyes and a bemused expression
The furry alarm clock strikes again
Are you even a poet if you don’t randomly write something immensely personal on a Sunday morning, paste it into the “New Post” box, edit the shit out of it for half an hour, and then hit cancel because you just don’t have the vulnerability today?
4am and I’m wide awake. No room on the sleep servers again, I guess
Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlett?
I see a family movie night in your future 😊
Huge if true
Not that I’m not insanely pleased to have Severance back on our screens. But we really deserved a double episode premiere 👨🏻💻
Exciting parcel received today 🤩
I wonder if you can guess what set this is
Looking forward to doing this in the next few months once my flat goes through. I can’t wait ❤️
Interior of a train with the lights switched off, so it appears to be broken down
Running late?
Straight up don’t want to go?
Here’s a picture of the inside of a “broken down” train
You’re welcome ☺️
Double Traitors tonight!
(For me. Because I missed it last night. Sorry for getting your hopes up)
In these dark times, I just want to remind you that R. L. Stine is still there for us
Have a lovely holiday ☀️
I wish it wasn’t quite so relatable to so many people 😞
I may have had a visit from the body dysmorphia fairy last night. Woken up feeling like I just don’t ever want to leave the house again because I’m too disgusting. And yet, I’ve also had a hot cross bun for breakfast, resigning myself to my fate
This was because of one comment yesterday. I hate it
I’ve been trying to paper journal this year, and spend a bit less time in front of screens of all sizes. At just four words long, this remains my favourite entry to date
For me, it’s not about separating the art from the artist at the moment. It’s about how seeing his name on my bookshelf is making me feel angry, and physically ill
It’s my favourite kind of mistake as well 😬
World of Books gets me like this every single time. My house is like 📚📚📚
I watched it. See latest post for thoughts 🤣
Picture of Alan Patridge in his pants with the Longlegs line: “And get right down to the dirty, dirty work. Work that gets dirty as it cleans. Like a Mop”
The most batshit part of #Longlegs is how much of Nic Cage’s dialogue works perfectly as an Alan Partridge quote
I saw this land on Prime the other day. Definitely on my list to check out. I’ve heard it’s brilliant but, yeah - definitely one to watch with some tea and biscuits on standby 🤣
Went really well. Lots of crunchy ice to stomp on, which made my inner child very happy 😊
Going on an organised walk today as part of my #moveformind adventure. A 10am start seemed fine on paper, but now we’re here…well, you know the rest 🤦🏻♂️
Ooh, it’s great. Have fun!
Crazy golf is the sporting equivalent of that work colleague at the Christmas do - probably called Diane, and probably an accountant - who tells everyone “I’m crazy, I am” before having half a glass of wine and crying about her ex for 4 hours
One of my favourite bands have covered one of my favourite songs! How did I not know this 🤩
open.spotify.com/track/4n8SSz...
The absolute worst.
Drop off parties though ✅
Therapy day today. First of 2025
It’s not until this afternoon but my brain has woken up READY! It’s been a weird festive period so I’m hoping we can start processing some of the feelings of shame and failure I feel about it
Other plans today: catch up on last night’s Traitors. No spoilers pls ❤️