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@kamalafarts

Live streaming my gas, from Headquarters

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Latest posts by Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts

I’m like a well oiled machine after some chili, let me tell you K Hivers!

12.02.2026 19:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Oh man, I’m stinky today

12.02.2026 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve got what I like to call “The Monday Morning Belly Rumblers”

09.02.2026 16:04 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Oh dear, I’ve been letting ‘em go all morning!

09.02.2026 16:03 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oopsie daisy! I sure let loose that night!

08.02.2026 17:50 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just made a stinky one and Joe called me out, classic Joe!

08.02.2026 16:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kamala toots are in full rip!

08.02.2026 15:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Burger King breakfast brings out the worst in me; something’s rumbling down there, K Hivers!

08.02.2026 14:10 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I farted some brown spots in the bed, oopsies daisy!!

08.02.2026 13:16 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Oopsie Tootsie! Ha ha! Sorry K Hivers!

08.02.2026 02:26 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I just cleared out Headquarters-67 with my last rumbler.

08.02.2026 01:16 👍 33 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

I think a little extra just slipped out with that last one ha ha ha ha!

08.02.2026 00:24 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

Who doesn’t love a good Brunch Fart, am I right K Hive?

08.02.2026 00:17 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so excited to share my farts with you, K Hive. Let’s stink together!

07.02.2026 23:57 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0

Suck my farts Chuck

07.02.2026 23:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

six to seven farts an hour

07.02.2026 23:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Headuquarters-67

07.02.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I should not have eaten those beans this morning, hoooo wee it is smelly!

07.02.2026 23:52 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Hey K Hive, I just farted! It’s really stinky.

07.02.2026 23:46 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0