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Author of "Salute" — it's about yoga, but it's not. I've had more reinventions than Madonna. Writer / editor / teacher bouncing between Barcelona and Provincetown. Purveyor of your Good Morning earworm.

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Good morning to everyone, particularly if you walked into the party like you walking onto a yacht

14.03.2026 08:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everybody, especially if you’re getting older too

13.03.2026 07:01 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Dammit, Shrinking, I did not need to be crying like this on a Weds night.

A thousand years.

12.03.2026 07:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if you’re dropped in a state of imaginary grace

12.03.2026 06:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In cases you were wondering . . . this is a photo that annoyed Pete Hegseth so much because he thought it was "unflattering" so he got the photographer barred. I encourage all of you to use it as often as possible.

12.03.2026 01:05 👍 4515 🔁 2306 💬 468 📌 240
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12.03.2026 02:14 👍 1315 🔁 218 💬 21 📌 6
Christina Perri - A Thousand Years [Official Music Video]
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Dear Shrinking S03E07,

Fuck you for making me cry (more than usual)

Fuck you for reminding me of Twilight.

Thank you for being so good.

Please enjoy all the Emmys you will win for this episode.

“You almost got her back”

youtu.be/rtOvBOTyX00

12.03.2026 03:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol. Gutted.

12.03.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are 💯 correct

12.03.2026 03:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everybody, especially if you’ve gone too far cause you know it don’t matter anyway

11.03.2026 14:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if they’re weird and they’re wonderful

09.03.2026 07:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, especially if you see the man with the lonely eyes, oh, take his hand, you'll be surprised

08.03.2026 07:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if we're stuck in the storm we were born to ignore

07.03.2026 08:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everyone, particularly if you saw the doctor, got prescriptions, talked to God, he didn’t listen

06.03.2026 11:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 👍 22563 🔁 4983 💬 767 📌 403

But honestly, if used is the opposite of disused, why is appointed not the opposite of disappointed.

05.03.2026 14:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if you like Pina Coladas

05.03.2026 14:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, especially if you are my best guess

04.03.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning everybody, especially if every time you walk away, you take a piece of me with you

03.03.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everyone, particularly if you spent all week doing a whole load of nothing

02.03.2026 07:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rabbit, rabbit

01.03.2026 13:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all y’all, especially if you break me then I break my rules

01.03.2026 07:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all y’all, especially if you’re far more cooler than your body could’ve known

28.02.2026 07:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, especially if you better keep your hands off my potential new boyfriend

27.02.2026 07:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everybody, especially if the way you kiss me’ll work each time

26.02.2026 08:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TFW 3 sources (cruise line, airline, web search) confirm your @delta code share booking does not need a visa to transfer intl —> intl in Brazil) but LatAm insists you do and refuses your ticket.

25.02.2026 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if you pray to a cocaine Jesus in a black four-seater

25.02.2026 08:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everyone, particularly if in your grasp the fears don’t last

24.02.2026 08:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if Indiana wants you.

23.02.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good morning to everybody, especially if you should take your little finger and just point it in the mirror

22.02.2026 07:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0