“I miss you like a free throw” is S(haq)-tier.
14.02.2026 18:11
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“I miss you like a free throw” is S(haq)-tier.
If you still need a Valentine’s Day Card to tell that special someone just how you feel, got you covered!
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
Thank you!
Thank you my liege!
Been a minute Bluesky, just popping in to say hello. I have a 7 week old child now which is cool, the Wolves are good again and Fuck ICE forever.
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
• JULIUS RANDLE IS THE TREE JERSEYS GOD
• HEY WHERE’D THE DEFENSE GO?
• THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO
LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
Thank you sire, the Nate Alliance is STRONG
Thank you @fiveburger.bsky.social that is nice and I appreciate it and also you!
He’s taking the MVP this year
In hindsight, license pic #3 was way too much of a over correction
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
• BUY/SELL/HOLD SEASON PROGNOSTICATION SEGMENT
• @twowordspod.bsky.social COLLAB
LISTEN HERE: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
Back again by popular demand, the field is set for the 2025 Wolves Things Bracket
Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025
Saturday at HeadFlyer Brewing in Northeast Mpls: 4-7 p.m.
- The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30
- Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer)
- Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore
- Prizes
- Q&A
- Good times guaranteed
New The Missing Lynx‼️
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @tornadojally.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down Thursday's Lynx loss, whether the game impacts Napheesa Collier's MVP chances, answer fan questions and much more!
Listen and share! ➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/2ViS...
NEW EPISODE NOW
YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (WITH CRAIG SMITH)
Craig Smith joins the pod to talk about his time in the league, his journey to the league, and what it's like to play as yourself in a video game (and more)
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
HE'S BACK
@adukemn.bsky.social JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE LYNX'S CONTINUED ASCENSION, THE FIRST THREE GAMES OF THE CARRINGTON ERA, AND THE GREATNESS OF ALANNA SMITH
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
The Dijonai Carrington trade is the greatest trade in sports history
Mustaaaaaaaaaard
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
• DIJONAI CARRINGTON TRADE REACTIONS
• PHEE INJURY IMPLICATIONS
• JESS SHEPARD AND NATISHA HEIDAMAN PRAISE
• BRANDON’S UNCLE TIM JOINS THE SHOW
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
That’ll play
Eff it, Terrence Shannon Jr Summer League highlights
Busy last few weeks so socials have mostly taken a backseat BUT THANK YOU!! We’re excited and terrified (which is probably the proper emotions to have for first time parents)
Pulling up to the game tonight
Intriguing final bullet for that open Timberwolves Communications role
we DID lead off with those but @tornadojally.bsky.social decided to edit it to the end like the scoundrel that he is
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
STUD BUDZ AND SUMMER LEAGUE
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