Sam

Maxxed??

I spent most of my 20s wearing shoes that didn’t fit and it was because I badly needed to be on antidepressants

I’m coming down with the sickness again (wanting to buy one of those €1 rural Italian houses)

Screenshot of a headline that reads “FIFA to ‘monitor developments’ in Iran ahead of 2026 World Cup”. Subheadline “FIFA will “monitor developments” in Iran following the outbreak of military action by the United States -- the co-hosts of this summer's Men's World Cup -- against the Middle East nation”

thank god

Quitting my job to pursue my dream project: writing an adaptation of the Lord of the Rings books where the elves are over the top Italian stereotypes, and literally nothing else different

For those of you (esp. Louisville-area folks regardless of UofL connections, or university-affiliated folks anywhere) who kindly expressed interest in this petition effort, here it is—I would warmly welcome your support.

a little guy made out of air dry clay

highly recommended

Most of my classmates were women of color when I got my master’s in social work, if you’re wondering why chiropracty is a professional degree but social work isn’t

Watching the line go up until he’s got full on DSLs

lmbo at posting a Hunt for Red October quote repost and then seeing this. absolutely owned.

building a huge vault in svalbard to archive the semen of unfuckable men for all eternity

Virtually every comment under CBS’ TikTok of this is people either saying it’s staged, praising it, or saying they hope it’s acid, if you were wondering about the American Taliban’s stance on chemical weapon attacks

Profiles in courage: this candidate doesn’t want white people to be killed during all the ethnic cleansing he otherwise supports

I forgot that I was supposed to have the watch all this time. Totally spaced on it. They’re gonna be so cross with me in Valhalla.

leave it upside down, anne

thank you 🥲

An otherwise good day ruined by the reminder that I’m too tall to be a submarine commander AND Mr Met

making me genuinely feel insane that there is a secret police that has been arresting people regardless of their citizenship status, has killed several people in their custody and has already held Democratic politicians and some Democrats are considering giving them more money

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Menu screen with a bitcoin hamburger

They made Steak n Shake a libertarian nightmare

YES

I’m in a doctoral program for social work and someone in my cohort said the same thing!

Wunderbaaahar

Any politician who isn’t running on a new Reconstruction doesn’t deserve your vote

Ray Smuckles from Achewood saying “Screw this land!”