josh (oldfriend99)

The entirety of Wikipedia can famously fit on one website

I'm going to do it just to piss him off 😂

That’s just an urban legend

The entirety of Wikipedia can famously fit on one website

There's a script floating around Hollywood

I like that each of the lads in The Beatles had a different name

Lost an hour last night #ufo #x-files

Getting upset watching E.T. because he's always wanting to go "home" — never to work

You can tell when i'm watching a comedy-drama because i stop laughing sometimes

Lol if you think i actually want to go to work 😂

I just grew Dean Koontz's hair

I can't wait to pound my fists and scream "Lunch!" at exactly twelve noon tomorrow

It's the simple pleasures that really piss me off

thank you i like it too

Neil armstrong was the first man who had to walk on the moon

guy sitting at barber's with a glass of orange juice somehow

This guy just walked into the barber's with a glass of orange juice somehow

Merriam-webster SHERLOCK definition & meaning The meaning of SHERLOCK is detective

Then it was the perfect name for the guy

book spine title "on the trail of Genghis Khan" author "Tim cope"

He died ages ago. this is pure cope

I don't know anything weird

Mr Show episodes are concept albums

Been guiding my kid through 90s electronic music and he keeps laughing about how many duos there are

Arnold Schwarzenegger and the crypt keeper

Tom Hanks and the crypt keeper

These people are all in cahoots with each other

Yup

I didn't mind when Jeffrey Dahmer was killed in prison. Guy gave me bad vibes

with chatgpt the writer can now finally describe every single grain of sand on the beach

happy birthday!

Can you guys bring me up a roll of toilet paper from the main floor

If you're in the aisle five club it means you had sex in the grocery store

I'm not on Facebook but it's really insane what's happened to the internet