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@jimmyjazzesq

World Toffifee eating champion

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11.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Callum. The joke was that you're the other cheek of the same spotty arsehole as Reform UK Ltd.

11.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reform are winning hee-haw, sunshine.

11.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think she might genuinely be worse than Liz Truss.

11.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs though! 🀣

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*ballet*

I'd pay good money to see a bullet dancing rhino!

10.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dancing rhino & doesn't have coherent Green policies.

The only way to get any of these policies implemented is for The Left & Centre Left to compromise around the really pressing issues. They all want ideological purity so they get fuck all.

10.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The single biggest gift to the Monarchy is the leaders the Left selects.

I held my nose & voted Corbyn's LP twice despite calling him chucking 2 GEs in real time.

I'd consider voting Green to abolish Monarchy & get PR but Polanski is economically illiterate, has the diplomatic skills of a bullet

10.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The shoes! 🀒

10.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You love to see it.

When did Cheltenham move to Aintree? πŸ€”

10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. He was cleared off kicking her in the head because prosecution didn't believe she would be a reliable witness.

10.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I THINK she stuck by him after he was done for being handsy with her. Held his hand on the way into court if I remember right.

10.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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His lawyers will claim self defence but his previous will be taken into account. Twelvety years.

10.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The monarchy won't be abolished, the Church won't be separated from The State and we won't get any form of PR until a Party who commits to it in their manifesto wins a General Election. That isn't happening in my lifetime. Voters who want these things will never compromise on other issues.

10.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a terrible look. Life bans for the masked divvies who embarrassed our club. Sort our own house first. There's nothing about Sunday that makes us victims.

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think we can all agree that golf turns you into a wanker.

10.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰

10.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's apparently still in custody. I don't know much about English law but I think this suggests it's pretty serious and they've got him bang to rights.

10.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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He's not having the best week, is he? 🀣

10.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

@gwladruns.bsky.social πŸ’ƒπŸΌ

09.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bobby & The Xennials: A 6 Hour Mix In 1986 I turned 10 in 1986. The year my love of music became an obsession. Taping the Top 40 Sunday nights, watching shows like Top of the Pops, The Tube & The Chart Show religiously. Spending pocket money

Lovely stuff as ever @bobafatt.bsky.social πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ‘ŠπŸΌ

Listen to Bobby & The Xennials: A 6 Hour Mix In 1986 by BobaFatt on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/bkIJnKsUN2Kg...

09.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Lovely stuff

08.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything?

He's all for stopping the boats and will be fully behind Mahmood's sensible plans to control migration because enough of his members know major employers use migrant workers to suppress wages. He's about as Centrist as it gets.

08.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mick Lynch, Brexit champion. As is his job - to represent his members. He's on the Left on many issues but on the Right on others. He's intelligent enough to balance both. It was wild seeing the Left championing him on everything re strikes while he saw actively championing Brexit .

08.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The telly is on mute with music on but Penny Mordaunt and Laura Kuenssberg are in the same studio yet Zarah Sultana is the biggest clown in the room. Quite a feat, that. She's dangerously stupid.

08.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've only really put it on for Astrud Gilberto - Beginnings while I sharpen my head and beard.

08.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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7. Spring

Morning. Perhaps a bit early but yesterday and this morning feel like Spring. Proper Sunday pottering tunes.

open.spotify.com/playlist/3gz...

08.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Has Balding got from Crufts to St James’s Park yet?

07.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lovely stuff πŸ‘πŸƒπŸΌ

07.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The advert on the wireless with Paddy McGuiness makes me want to cut my lugs of and donate them to Dano.

07.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0