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Giant sex toy says some things.

When a US missile killed 160 children, president shits-a-lot claimed Iran stole the missile and fired at the school. When asked why he was the only one making this claim, he said "because I just don't know enough about it".
Go ahead. See if you can make this make sense.
(Source: RB Hubbell)

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You’re spinning my jam, Glen.

Don't Stop Me Now - Remastered 2011

I’m a sex machine ready to reload like an atom bomb… @revdrlily.bsky.social

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Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal (Official Music Video) YouTube video by AlienAntFarmVEVO

Not everyone's cup of tea to be sure but I thought this band was great, still is actually. I got a chance to hang out with them a little bit a few decades ago and they were funny as hell.

HOLY ACTUAL FUCK.

A spiral galaxy from the Galaxy Zoo: Hubble project, classified by 44 volunteers.

A spiral galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.

It is at redshift 0.79 (lookback time 6.99 billion years) with coordinates (150.08722, 2.79249).

44 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.

What the heirs to General Electric did next Their success illustrates the benefits of breaking up—and more

General Electric was one of America’s great companies. Its rise and fall vividly illustrate the genius of entrepreneurs, the struggles of succession and the allure of financial alchemy

Middle of the night and I read this garbage. China IS assisting Iran. Chinese cargo aircraft were landing in Tehran weeks ago. Who briefs these fuckwits?

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BREAKING: As many as 150 U.S. troops have been wounded in the war with Iran, according to sources familiar—far higher than the Pentagon’s publicly disclosed figure of just 8 seriously wounded troops. The true toll of this war is already far worse than the public has been told. (Reuters)

Trump: We are winning big in Iran. It’s not over until we’re winning bigly.

Jack response: STFU.

Just FYI that Lily is off social media until after Lent.

Good morning from Devonshire, everyone. A rather interesting week or two for people in my line of work. Particularly given that most of the latter part of this contract was based in the Middle East. Thanks so much, Don.

The response is….comprehensive.

In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

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I’m baaaaaack. Survived the Middle East. More tomorrow. Just wanted to say hello to my friends.

Just wanted to wish you both the best. Hope to see you guys in March. Lily will be around if you decide on a date etc. 😊👊

Well folks, that’s it for me tonight. I’m going to get some sleep. Tomorrow is going to be spent hiking along the Devon coast with Lily. Then a ton of travel for me. So, I’ll catch you all later in February. Thanks for the warm welcome to BlueSky from this Twitter refugee. Be well.

I saw Star Wars Ep VI at the University Theatre. Before they tore it down. I’m THAT old.

It genuinely sucked. Then they came out with those massive laser discs.

I still remember having to adjust the tracking on Empire Strikes Back. It was so maddening.

So tired but can’t sleep. The joys of a fast turnaround. Anybody have any jokes they’d like to share. Here’s one from me.

So am I. You wouldn’t know it to look at her, but Lil is older than I am. And I’m OLD, man.

Well, yes. They’ve been trying to do that for ages.

Sorry. Did you say VCR? I must have misread it. 🤣