Count Dressula

What are we supposed to yell when Reimer makes a big save? Jim?? #jiiiiimmmm

VVD drifting just far enough towards goal there to leave Isak alone. You guys have enough hardware! Let the mags get one!

The kind of Bills game that makes you sign up for the Severence Procedure

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

It’s a masterpiece. Wish I could play it again for the first time

UPL having a great season for the Sabres according to this definitely wrong pregame graphic!

Victoria.

Retire Mark Andrews’ number at Highmark! What a game he had for the Bills!

Bills on D with 15 sec left. They shoulda just held like crazy there. Get the 5 yard penalty but let 7 sec come off the clock

Sabres fans are JACKED UP for overtime!

Thanks Sheryl

Sabres show the “Season ticket holder of the game” on the Jumbotron and it’s an older guy standing next to a guy in a Hawaiian shirt and the camera cuts to black IMMEDIATELY. This org is such a joke.

Samuelsson just deciding to stand next to Wilson and not do a damn thing to tie him up until the puck is in the crease. Just horrible puck watching by him. JV level stuff.

Everytime this Sabres team has a lead against a good team, it feels like the ice quickly tilts against them until they blow it. Very much “drought era Bills getting an early lead vs Brady” energy.

Feels pretty clear that the Sabres players who are paid to be counted on can’t be counted on most of the time. I think the core needs to be blown up.

Collinsworth mentioned Mahomes on an NFC SNF game. Drink!

Blocked and reported.

God I cannot imagine being a Jets fan. Your superstar QB hits his wide-open receiver in the knees and then yells at him and the sidelines for messing up. Just a totally normally functioning franchise.

Arvid Söderblom is in net for the Blackhawks. This is the sixth game this season in which the Sabres have chased the opposing goalie. An absolutely wild stat.

They've won one of those games so far. An absolutely insane stat.

Like a vegetarian never eating meat or a sober man never touching alcohol, Bo Nix will only ever throw the ball in the air for 3 yards. Everyone has their creed.

Convinced CBS played “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness” going to commercial on purpose to represent the Bills/Lions fanbases

Remember the old 90s trope where someone gets hypnotized or possessed or whatever and doesn’t snap out of it until they’re hit in the head? Maybe Cozens finally getting into another fight means he’ll be good again now?

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wooden wall ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wooden wall

“What’s that scent you’re wearing?”

“Oh. Thank you for noticing. That’s Aube-Kubel”

Sabres palm tree sighting

For being possibly THE number 1 city that prides herself on elite snowy driving ability, there are an awfully large amount of people who crash their cars into ditches and each other immediately once the weather gets bad here

The Sabres w Pegula, who clandestinely fired their real president of hockey (a beloved ex player) and then stuck the owner’s wife in that position and refused to hire another president with actual hockey knowledge and instead just stuck w replacement level hires for a decade are still bad?? What?!?

I’m gonna need someone to teach Josh Allen how to skate ASAP. Think he shoots right or left?

Perfect analogy