mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"
crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
Top Panel: Shows Gary (Jason Segel), Mary (Amy Adams), and the Muppet Walter standing together with concerned and slightly confused expressions. They are labeled "Boomers," "Gen Z," and "Gen Alpha," respectively. Bottom Panel: Shows a dramatic, low-angle shot of Kermit the Frog's silhouette as he walks forward, carrying a small bag. It is captioned: "Millennials coming to fix the computer."
Sorry but this is far too accurate
An anthro dragoness jacks off her hyper cock to completion while an anthro canine gets comfy within her hyper balls
Bastiel enVELopes Vel!
Cock #vore! #furryart!
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And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
Testament
Illegal argonian
Legal argonian
I blame Todd Howard.
Armor is heavy. The forest has other ideas.
A Knightβs Surrender.
A young knight meets a faun beneath flowering branches and discovers that chivalry has its limits. Steel, fur, and springtime mischief collide in a moment where discipline gives way to curiosity.
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Eva sitting in a dragon stomach after accepting a βdragon rideβ.
CW: #vore | #endo
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Tig be big.
The troubles
Made a sign to tap when the Discourses roll around.
The minotaur
This fascinating creature from Roman myth and legend is called a Fascinus and can ward off any evil it points at. @butterfluff.bsky.social has managed to tame a wild one and, by the looks of it, may be headed towards the Senate.
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Stealth game logic am I right?
what it feels like to be an nsfw artist sometimes
Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, poses delicately on a stack of CDs. He's wearing pretty much nothing except for a cowboy vest, thin white top, white gloves, and snazzy black open-toed thigh-high boots with red hems at the top and yellow stirrups at the bottom. He's doodled in the top right standing on the desk, with a human in front of it holding their phone out, as if to record him or take his picture. Thus speaks the human, "okay now say "friend inside me" "I'm not doing that." replies Brooke.
Brooke stands with a slightly less skimpy version of his cowboy outfit. He's got his right hand hovering over his keyboard and command prompt (he has text adventure powers where he can summon and do stuff via typing commands) and his left hand shakily grasping a flashlight. Behind him is a Fucked Up Ghoul of some sort, skeleton looking thing. It dwarfs him, skeletal hands resting on the ground next to Brooke's right and left. "ye-ye-eee. haow." he says, anxiously. He looks worried.
Brooke is looking at another ghoul, shining his flashlight on it. It's human-sized, and the flashlight is normal-sized, but Brooke is doll-sized, so the flash light is like a battering ram in his arms, and the Ghoul is massive. Brooke is screaming. In the top right, he's doodled smiling dumbly in a fish-eye lens, viewed from above.
dolls gotta Watch Out
Brooke gazes at the camera softly, smiling. He's got a red scarf on, and a bright yellow blazer with a red tube-top underneath. His chest is bare and exposed, revealing speaker-holes underneath (because he's a doll with a speaker). Someone off-screen remarks, "Ace Attorney npc-looking bastard" Brooke replies, "You have no idea how flattering that is to me."
Brooke, posed in a recreation of the NES Barbie game's title screen. He's got a green-yellow blazer on with a dress, white gloves, red stockings, and purple heels. Underneath his blazer is a red tube-top, separated from the dress with a purple sash. Title text next to him reads, "BRooke tm (C)1989 Stoatal Mysteries" with various question marks adorning the top and bottom of the text. Brooke is holding out a magnifying glass, while standing daintily with a smile. His eyes are obscured in shadow.
Various sketches of Brooke. In the top left he's dancing, wiggling himself about. Text there reads: (his 'gotsaclue' dance; twists and wiggles with each repetition of 'gotsaclue') (Do not say this with an italian accent) "we gotsa clue! "gotsacluegotsaclue" In another drawing, front and center, Brooke is standing stiffly with his arms stuck out, bent at the elbow, as if readying to hold a large book. "Sometimes I forget to unstuck my arms but it's okay!" he says, smiling brightly with funny, raised eyebrows. "I like them like this. Sometimes people hang their coats on them. This purse isn't mine, for example." Another drawing in the top right shows him looking cutely at something out of view, pointing kind of absent mindedly at himself with his index finger, "Stoooatlly cool." In the bottom right, a headshot of Brooke looking particularly surprised with particularly raised, floating eyebrows can be seen. "how am I doing What that with my eyebrows?" This was actually a typo but it sounds funny so I left it in
He's like if Barbie was a guy and taught typing
![Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me
Descriptive text around Brooke reads:
BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]]
-Typing software mascot
-Detective Guy
-Stoat
-He Deals with Horrors*
-Part-time Dress-Up Doll
-Sometimes tall
-Sometimes Small
[[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]]
*He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday
-Default Mascot design for Marketability
[[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreihysagxroqrnt33h3vzhjkc2od4zfteih2aad2jconlqmc4v24hxm)
Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me Descriptive text around Brooke reads: BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]] -Typing software mascot -Detective Guy -Stoat -He Deals with Horrors* -Part-time Dress-Up Doll -Sometimes tall -Sometimes Small [[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]] *He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday -Default Mascot design for Marketability [[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]
![Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing.
He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]],
"A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture.
[[do you think i'm pretty]]
Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline.
Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology.
[[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]"
A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreiahtyj52dnb4e7gceal5j34jj4ud2azbzu33l3miz4ivypvrl2s6m)
Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing. He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]], "A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture. [[do you think i'm pretty]] Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline. Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology. [[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]" A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"
Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. Text above him reads, "-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing -and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it. Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. Someone off-screen asks him, "Brooke show me fortnite milfs" Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile, "Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"
This is Brooke! Look at He
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fabric/drapery fun commissions :3c
im shocked they fired her as ceo. this is peak ceo brain
An anthro dragoness jacks off her hyper cock to completion while an anthro canine gets comfy within her hyper balls
Bastiel enVELopes Vel!
Cock #vore! #furryart!
Commissioned by Bastiel (βΏβ‘βΏβ‘)
