He's gonna need a peg leg soon after the chainsaw incident so...
12.03.2026 02:37
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He's gonna need a peg leg soon after the chainsaw incident so...
The Straits are at it again.
Marked safe from the Ravioli 4th Inning™
Brock Dykxhoorn's forkball
I think team Italy may be threatening the Phillies' title of the most "beaned-up" team in baseball
Number one threat to America?
Bears.
Idiot plot
One of the stupidest wars in world history, which is really saying something
OPINION: I asked a former Trump official to justify this war
So the case for Congress is, once we have gone to war, if they don’t like it, they can remove the money? Congress does not have a constitutional role in the declaration of war. Congress has a role in cutting off funds for wars, which it has threatened to do. And the president doesn’t have to get permission. But yes, you can debate, you can decide. That’s his choice in how he wants to do it. I mean, here I will quote the Constitution: “The Congress shall have power to declare war, grant letters of marque and reprisal, and make rules concerning captures on land and water.”
Behold the intellectual might of the conservative legal movement
You can't exactly dust for vomit
it’s always sunny in philadelphia title card: "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis"
it’s time to study the old texts
Phillies and Jesús Luzardo have reached an agreement on a five-year extension worth $135 million, sources confirm to The Athletic. First reported by Jeff Passan and Jim Salisbury.
Look, I know we are far, far past the point where anyone is even pretending this is the case, but if you want a world where rules and laws and society as a whole matter, someone needs to be charged with crimes against humanity for this.
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
Paying extra for gas to own the libs
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Exclusive: US military investigators believe it is likely that US forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on February 28 but have not yet reached a final conclusion or completed their investigation reut.rs/40b19JN
An aerial view of a hundred freshly dug graves for the school girls while families gather around
Six days on, a New York Times investigation concludes that the US bombed the school.
175 are dead, 150+ of whom are schoolgirls aged 7-12.
The My Lai massacre for our generation.
The Hague - and Hell - awaits.
the fecklessness of establishment Dems comes from the fact that they agree with much of what Trump is doing.
they want aggressive immigration enforcement. they want to blow shit up in Iran.
for them, Trump is a sin eater who's brashly doing what they've been trying to do politely for a generation
Jesús Luzardo today:
3 IP
2 H
0 R
0 BB
5 K
38 pitches (27 strikes)
7 swing & misses
Max velo 98.5 mph
So much room for activities!
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
every day i wake up and look at the news and feel insane
never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.
Explains the teams whole stink when THIS is your good vibes guy
"FURRIES!"
-Andrew McCutchen
Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy
r/gardening . 2y ago YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?
Sending my kids to die in the middle east bc I saw an interracial couple in a GMC truck commercial
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