𝐂𝐚𝐭-𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐝❗❗

Art by Dizzyspells

Plump, soft cat-butt.

That is all.

𝖲𝖢𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖬 𝖨𝖳 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖬𝖤 𝖡𝖠𝖡𝖸,
𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑹𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑨 𝑫𝑰𝑬.ᐟ

🩷 & ⟳ !!

Oh dear, we can't have that!

Would she like a drink? A snack, perhaps?

... A hug, even?

He's playing a dangerous game...

Art by Dizzyspells

Look at this creature.

There isn't a thought in that head.

❝Uh... Meow?❞

• First impression: Intimidating...
• Would we fuck? If he wishes!
• How Rough? V e r y .
• Cuddles after? Absolutely.
• Would I date you? They'd love to!
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you? Hug, if he allows it!
• Raw or protection? Raw, if he'd like heirs-
• Should you post this, too? Yes!

|| Why does that have to be the post that attracts all the non-rp accounts uuuuugh

It’s not stolen, I swear <3

• First impression
• Would we fuck?
• How Rough?
• Cuddles after? ⠀
• Would I date you?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?
• Raw or protection
• Should you post this, too?

♡ + ↻ + Pic

Art by dizzyspells

Here comes another cat!!!

• First impression: He's adorable!
• Would we fuck?: yes!!
• How Rough?: Very!
• Cuddles after?: Yes! Non-negotiable.
• Would I date you? Sure!
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you? Kiss!
• Raw or protection Raw!
• Should you post this, too? Yes!!

• First impression: That eyepatch is so cool...
• Would we fuck?: If they'd like!
• How Rough?: Mildly
• Cuddles after? Yes. Purring included.
• Would I date you? Probably!
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you? Hug!
• Raw or protection Raw!
• Should you post this, too? Sure!

Please, forgive them! It had to be done!!

• First impression: Scary...
• Would we fuck?: PLEASE-
• How Rough?: Exceedingly so.
• Cuddles after?: Required, yes.
• Would I date you?: On the spot!
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?: Hug!
• Raw or protection: Raw!!
• Should you post this, too?: YES!

Totally stolen!

♡

Art by Dizzyspells

They have no idea what a "harem" is, but here they are!

They do, in fact, suffer from zoomies.

Just don't be surprised when you find them on the ceiling at 2 in the morning.

Nyah!!

|| Finally home, I can start posting properly now.

❝Of course, myaster! I can't wait!❞

Their clawed hand came to rest on his, a bright, warm smile on their face.

The maid appears!!

Blink, blink.

❝Wha...❞

They're... So lost.

❝Uh... No? I'm sorry-❞

❝Y... Yes..?❞

. . .

I oughta get going, I have... Maid stuff to attend to.

❝Of course not! I mean it!❞

Look at that cat, how could they possibly be lying?

A bit intimidated, too...

B...

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