Cyparissus

A comprehensive list of the albums and comp tracks I've released as Cyparissus since 2018 that are NOT available on my bandcamp page, but ARE available on bandcamp.

It is INCREDIBLY cold in my office. Or I'm just cold. Either way...I need the sun.

TMNT

I scalded my nose trying to smell boiling water this morning. I am...so good at what I do.

Call me a vampire the way I want to smell your body. What? Who said that?

I feel you. It was just surprising, and added to the gloominess for sure. Plus it's break so no students are around. And it's Friday OF break, so no one else is around either.

Light grey flyer with text on the top that reads “Timothy Fairless,” on the left it reads “New Artist,” on the right it reads “2025,” and has the triangular Dragon’s Eye Recordings logo at the bottom. In the center is a photo of Timothy Fairless, he is sitting at a wooden table with white legs and is wearing a teal jumper. He has his head on the table an one hand grasping the table lightly and is looking directly at the camera. The backdrop is bright pink.

DER is excited to welcome @timothyfairless.bsky.social to our roster. Timothy Fairless is an Australian artist whose work explores themes from queerness to climate change, and reflects on our relationships with technology and each other.

📖 LEARN MORE → www.dragonseyerecordings.com/artist/fairl...

It's snowing here

Fuck off

I learned recently that white sand beaches are really just parrot fish poop beaches.

Los Esnupis!

Snoopy is pretty cool, but I think there was an era where he wasn't. Like, you know if you got coffee with him, he'd be talking about how not all cops are bad because his uncle is in Paw Patrol.

Someone who's mad that their boss yelled at them in front of people but doesn't know the phrasing: "And then she just started eating me out in front of everyone!"

IF we ever get a dog again, I want to name them "Esnupi"

Oh boy

Why?

Please don’t compare me to a famous guy who sucks! I’m just a regular guy who also sucks

Lucious Malfoy on White Lotus is so fucking good and so fucking hot. And he hung dong.

I want this to be a part of my new albums cover, but I don't know anything about copyright and I have a feeling it'd be a problem. But maybe not?

The jerk store called to say they miss you. Fred the manager was crying

Fell in a hole in a salt marsh today. It was cool though. One of the students said that the professor (who also fell) got up faster/better. So he's getting an F.

Sign me up

I did not take this picture but I like it

Doing this in class. When I took this picture a student asked, "Can I be in it?" I quickly replied, "No."

Excuse me, while it may not be immediately obvious I am currently performing: -Ambient Music -Junk Noise -Modular Synthesis -Field Recordings (ie. birds, water, wind) -Musique Concrète -Other _________________________________ Could you please remain quiet for the next -10 minutes -15 minutes -20 minutes -I’m finished

@tabsout.bsky.social #cassetteculture #tapeheads

Dismal, but illuminating. Makes me appreciate you even more.