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Lady Alastor the Bitch of New Orleans

@theshortpencil

36 | Asexual | She/Her New Orleans native⚜️ Traditional Medium Artist (Pencils and Paper, oh my!) 🎨Original art, Hazbin Hotel fan art, NSFW art βš οΈπŸ”žMINORS DNIπŸ”žβš οΈ β˜•οΈKo-fi for COMMS: https://ko-fi.com/theshortpencil

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Latest posts by Lady Alastor the Bitch of New Orleans @theshortpencil

You can’t tell me he didn’t put dirty tiktok vids in his system or that Velvette didn’t make him swimwear

13.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Found some old sillies from 2025. Didn’t remember if I posted these here. And humble beginning of #spittenangeldust ! #angeldust #husk #huskerdust #hazbinhotelangeldust #hazbinhotelhusk

13.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I know it’s fake but it’s funny

13.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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He also has a mommy

13.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And to point out Husk is freaked out about the size of the purse vs the dingdong. However does Angel do it? ~

13.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Friendly reminder I have nit a clue what monster dildos look like so that thing is that thing

13.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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5 (what’s in their bag?) requested by @soremienne.bsky.social !

So whose magic trick was better? Uncensored in comments~
#angeldust #husk #huskerdust

Wanna play? Give me a number and character! No limit on the numbers!

13.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I both fear and love you

13.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is! And the attention to detail with the hoodie itself! Perfect for him! πŸ’•

13.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow I love the hell out of that!

13.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but how many times and how high is the body pile gonna be

13.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! πŸ₯°

13.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I just saw your username and realize I’ve read a bunch of your fics 🫢

12.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The only survivor of my sticker chaos that was on the pc tower. He’s gonna live in my car now.

12.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well my pc is toast. Not even a year old. Gotta save up for a new one.

12.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Get out you can’t play (yes you can because I know you will exact vengeance and I await)

12.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The world needs this

12.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the exact winter shit we use in New Orleans he’s getting wrecked πŸ˜‚

12.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone somewhere has a fetish for people with colds or the flu so hey gotta fill the need

12.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Number 13 as requested by @boredgaea.bsky.social !

Wanna play? Give me a name and number! No limit on the numbers!

#husk #hazbinhotelhusk

12.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh these will be fun! 😻

12.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Number 8 (PJs/Sleeping as requested by @l-egantasshole.bsky.social

I’m sorry I made this a whole thing I couldn’t stop myself actually not sorry
#valentino #vox #staticmoth #voxval

Wanna play? Give me a number & character! No limit on numbers!

12.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

WOMAN WHY WOULD YOU DO I NEED TO TAKE YOU OVER MY KNEE AND HIT YOU WITH A BOOK

12.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People aren’t allowed to enjoy anything ever and those who make the delusion are sadists who should not be enjoyed either. πŸ™„

12.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah no sorry that was my contribution πŸ˜‚ I water everything down with my withered old soul

12.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the fact he’ll never get to meet Satan

12.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This apparantly is used in sex ed. β€œWhen the penis becomes erect and enters the vagina for intercourse without protection it may result in pregnancy.” vs β€œPull out it works.”

12.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0