Glan's Avatar

Glan

@glan9

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ | Zelda speedrunner ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ | Enjoyer of DKC, TTYD, Splatoon, MtG, and more twitch.tv/glan

237
Followers
122
Following
415
Posts
19.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Glan @glan9

to r/micropenisโ€”Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4702 ๐Ÿ” 636 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Post image
10.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1064 ๐Ÿ” 171 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1885 ๐Ÿ” 593 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

probably never a bad time to send out a periodic psa that if you have one ancestor, no matter how far back, who was canadian, you will be granted citizenship as long as you can prove it via docs

08.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 91 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Speed Queens ๐ŸŽฎโฑ๏ธ๐ŸŽ€โœจ Join the conversation

HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!!

PLEASE FOLLOW EVERYONE ON THIS AMAZING PACK OF WOMEN/FEMME SPEEDRUNNERS ๐Ÿฅฐโœจ
go.bsky.app/9NTmRdP

08.03.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

of course I have to say it: this isn't unique to Nintendo. But people are going to single out Nintendo for it, as always.

06.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do like the idea of suing the government for this shit. But it's not all great, considering the end result is for the company is to get a refund of the tariffs, despite the fact that they had increased prices on things because of tariffs. So ultimately it's a cash grab.

06.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many are saying this

03.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She took the FUCKING slim bro

02.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we achieved crunchiness

28.02.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 37041 ๐Ÿ” 11958 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 498 ๐Ÿ“Œ 799
Post image

First linked run. Was a lot of fun and went fairly well! Could see myself doing it again if I have the time.

Happy 25th to two of my favorite Zeldas! Very special games to me.

28.02.2026 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Glan - Twitch Speedrunner of many games, primarily Zelda and DKC. I like frogs.

Running Linked All Essences to celebrate 25 years of Oracles!
www.twitch.tv/glan

27.02.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pokรฉmon/Pocket Monsters red and green Japanese labels

Pokรฉmon/Pocket Monsters red and green Japanese labels

Legend of Zelda Oracle of ages and seasons Japanese back covers

Legend of Zelda Oracle of ages and seasons Japanese back covers

February 27 is a special day in the very specialized genre of "companion" Gameboy games with:
Pocket Monsters: Red & Green (1996)
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages & Seasons (2001)
BOTH *or all four* debuting on this day in Japan!
Dig out that link cable and celebrate!
Move saves!
Trade Pokemon!

27.02.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 203 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a video game scene with a wagon and people Alt: Link and Din dancing in the opening of The Legend of Zelda Oracle of Seasons

I know it's Pokรฉmon Day so it's 30 years of Pokรฉmon but it's also 25 years of Zelda Oracle of Seasons and Ages, which are among my favorite Zelda games!!

27.02.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 155 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm running Oracle of Ages All Essences in this on the Friday night!! Gonna be a great time, excited to show off how cool this run is

27.02.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Gameing time

26.02.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A SKELETTEN WHO WAKES UP EVERY DAY TIRED OF "DA BULLSHIT OF DA EARTH" WHO IS BEING ASKED ABOUT IF THEY DO VIBE CODING AND IT SAYS "HAVE YOU HEARD OF VIBE CODING ? YOU TELL THE COMPUTER WHAT DO DO AND IT DOES WHAT YOU TELL IT - CONGRATULATIONS , YOU HAVE JUST INVENTED "CODING" - THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF COMPUTER'S AND THE INTERNET WAS THAT THE MACHINE DID WHAT YOU FUCKEN TOLD IT TO DO, AND WE TOOK THE CODE FROM MAGAZINE'S , AND USENET , AND FORUM'S, AND STACK OVVERFLOW, AND NOW MFS GET THERE CODE FROM CLAUDE , SAME SHIT AS ITS ALWAYS BEEN SO DONT PRETEND THE DAMB THINGS DOING YOUR JOB FOR YOU, AND EVERYTHING BEFORE CLAUDE WAS FREE TO USE, AND IF YOUR USING THAT SHIT YOUR SENDING YOUR MONEY UP HILL TO "AI BASTERDS" WHO SMILE A SHIT EATING GRIN WITH DEAD EYES AS THEY TELL US WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO HAVE FUN AGAIN  BECAUSE THE COMPUTER WILL DO IT FOR US , AND NOW WE CAN FOCUS MORE ON OUR JOB'S - A CLEANSING FIRE WILL COME FOR THE DEMON'S OF THIS EARTH AND WHO EVER LIGHTS IT WILL RULE WHAT COMES AFTER AMERICA FALLS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETTEN WHO WAKES UP EVERY DAY TIRED OF "DA BULLSHIT OF DA EARTH" WHO IS BEING ASKED ABOUT IF THEY DO VIBE CODING AND IT SAYS "HAVE YOU HEARD OF VIBE CODING ? YOU TELL THE COMPUTER WHAT DO DO AND IT DOES WHAT YOU TELL IT - CONGRATULATIONS , YOU HAVE JUST INVENTED "CODING" - THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF COMPUTER'S AND THE INTERNET WAS THAT THE MACHINE DID WHAT YOU FUCKEN TOLD IT TO DO, AND WE TOOK THE CODE FROM MAGAZINE'S , AND USENET , AND FORUM'S, AND STACK OVVERFLOW, AND NOW MFS GET THERE CODE FROM CLAUDE , SAME SHIT AS ITS ALWAYS BEEN SO DONT PRETEND THE DAMB THINGS DOING YOUR JOB FOR YOU, AND EVERYTHING BEFORE CLAUDE WAS FREE TO USE, AND IF YOUR USING THAT SHIT YOUR SENDING YOUR MONEY UP HILL TO "AI BASTERDS" WHO SMILE A SHIT EATING GRIN WITH DEAD EYES AS THEY TELL US WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO HAVE FUN AGAIN BECAUSE THE COMPUTER WILL DO IT FOR US , AND NOW WE CAN FOCUS MORE ON OUR JOB'S - A CLEANSING FIRE WILL COME FOR THE DEMON'S OF THIS EARTH AND WHO EVER LIGHTS IT WILL RULE WHAT COMES AFTER AMERICA FALLS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

CONGRAT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

23.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 349 ๐Ÿ” 51 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image

I got sub 2:20!! Lulu thinks she helped

STILL have a lot of time to save so... onward we go. WR maybe?

21.02.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have the same opinion of 3GBA soundtrack, it just doesn't fit the vibe of the game at all, not that any of the songs are bad on their own. From what I've heard, the reason they did the replacement was that the SNES songs were all very bass-y and it didn't work at all on the GBA, which is fair

21.02.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3's soundtrack is really underrated

21.02.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell there's a "rideable character" in smb3 itself (the boot). However Yoshi's mechanic of using his tongue and swallownig enemies was probably what was deemed too complex

19.02.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my exact thoughts

19.02.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeโ€”Whatโ€™s Happening?
Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain.
The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeโ€”Whatโ€™s Happening? Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain. The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

18.02.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7008 ๐Ÿ” 4150 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59 ๐Ÿ“Œ 170

Hey guess what I don't get to vote in the US anyway so I can say it. fuck ice, life in prison wouldn't be enough of a punishment for anybody involved in this absolutely disgusting bullshit

18.02.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image
17.02.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 951 ๐Ÿ” 153 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
DA SKLETON ANGEL APPEAR'S TO U.... "THEY SAID I WOULDENT SUCCEED, THEY WERE RIGHT, IT WAS TOO HARD, I GOT BORED " BUT MOST PEOPLES IDEA OF SUCCESS IS HAVIN  A BIG GROSS BEIGE HOUSE . A BIG GROSS GREY CAR . ALOT OF EXPENSIVE GREY CLOTHE'S. IMPRESSING THE WORST GUY AT YOUR JOB .,THINKING A TREE IS JUST MONEY THAT HASNT BEEN CUT DOWN AND PRINTED YET. THINKING A FROG IS JUST A ASSHOLE THATS IN THE WAY OF THE TREE THATS YOURS TO TAKE. BILLION'S OF YEAR'S OF EXISTENCE OF EARTH HAS FINALLY ALLOWED HER KING TO BE BORN AND ITS THE GUY WITH THE MOST MONEY, HE GETS TO BE IN CHARGE, AND HE THINKS WOMEN SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO DRINK LIQUIDS WITHOUT THERE HUSBANDS PERMISSION. THE LONGER THIS SITUATION CONTINUES THE BRIGHTER THE FLAME WHEN THE RICH AND THEIR HOARDED WEALTH ARE ALL BURNED FOR FUEL AND PLEASURE- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DA SKLETON ANGEL APPEAR'S TO U.... "THEY SAID I WOULDENT SUCCEED, THEY WERE RIGHT, IT WAS TOO HARD, I GOT BORED " BUT MOST PEOPLES IDEA OF SUCCESS IS HAVIN A BIG GROSS BEIGE HOUSE . A BIG GROSS GREY CAR . ALOT OF EXPENSIVE GREY CLOTHE'S. IMPRESSING THE WORST GUY AT YOUR JOB .,THINKING A TREE IS JUST MONEY THAT HASNT BEEN CUT DOWN AND PRINTED YET. THINKING A FROG IS JUST A ASSHOLE THATS IN THE WAY OF THE TREE THATS YOURS TO TAKE. BILLION'S OF YEAR'S OF EXISTENCE OF EARTH HAS FINALLY ALLOWED HER KING TO BE BORN AND ITS THE GUY WITH THE MOST MONEY, HE GETS TO BE IN CHARGE, AND HE THINKS WOMEN SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO DRINK LIQUIDS WITHOUT THERE HUSBANDS PERMISSION. THE LONGER THIS SITUATION CONTINUES THE BRIGHTER THE FLAME WHEN THE RICH AND THEIR HOARDED WEALTH ARE ALL BURNED FOR FUEL AND PLEASURE- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

15.02.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 461 ๐Ÿ” 86 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
a bunch of crickets chirping in a desert with mountains in the background ALT: a bunch of crickets chirping in a desert with mountains in the background
13.02.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait for facial age estimation to say I'm 17

09.02.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0