#Fulldisclosure
I'm really an interplanetary species of reptile here to watch the planet burn n eat the survivers
01.02.2025 23:19
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#Fulldisclosure
I'm really an interplanetary species of reptile here to watch the planet burn n eat the survivers
I just wanna be your favorite....
If I can't have you NO ONE WILL
#saythething
Cramps make you feel like you gotta poop... I hate it here #periodproblems
I'm never hungry when I cook... what is wrong with me? #cooking
Bro we BEEN COOKED! I'm just tryna figure out how much time I got left to move to Asia before the US becomes.... well you know 😏
I need a grippy socks vacation #Thatisall #grippysocksvacation
I really do have a smart ass mouth lmao... put me in my place of STFU n leave
Chile... he just doin ANYTHING in this tantrum
Love the smell of comet cleaner... and bleach.... I will spend a solid 47 seconds sniffing comet cleaner #weirdthings
Having 2 TEENAGE DAUGHTERS should warrent free vacation time....
Just downloaded a lesbian dating app... a new character has entered the arena
I would bang my maintenance man
The waiting is the worse part... what am I supposed to do until then? Play in my ass???!!!!
#babyfever is kicking up... where's the lysol n day quill... cuz no!
I...i want dis! #Squeezeme #strongarmhugs
What was the conversation that led to THIS result?????
The vibe is .... Doechii
PERIOD... ❤️
Only continued times I wear panties is on my period or when I'm tryna be sexy... 1 is FAR MORE often than the other
I'll let wild berry pass... but cherry?! Is it at least the frosted kind
“I don’t like Korean bbq because I don’t want to pay to cook my own food” — shut up
I meeeean #1 is number ONE fa a reason bookie! Lol
The ATTITUDE you have when EVERYBODY is texting you EXCEPT the one person you WANT to talk 2 is CRAZY!!!
Please n thanx
Being a woman with a working uterus is a curse 3-7 days out of every friggin month!! #pweiodproblems
How TF do you get outta Winter depression?
4am cringe hours
Cuz these kids is EXPENSIVE!!!!