birdie 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 جانان

girl who desires noodles transforms herself into girl who possesses noodles

yayyy!!! forehead kisses!!!! ty palsy!!!!!!

im literally cozy in my comfy bed, you cannot hurt me in a way that matters

just let out a good one

i really need to burp

i hate smoking with plural bitches bro she keeps passing my blunt to all her headmates she’s hit it like 15 times

i never have anything better to do

I have lost the sauce to shit post and I refuse to do what is required to regain it

heavy are the boobs of the woman who heals

trans communist women on here be like: all people deserve health, happiness, and fulfillment. except me. im a unique evil who doesn't deserve nice things. don't be nice to me or i'll get uncomfortable.

sadly, i do not get that many sperm cells a day

none of that sounds fun. I hate talking on the phone.

your honor, I'm your gf now

stop conflating top and dom. right now. or i’ll kill you

i get like ten spam calls a day

to the extreme

im actually extremely gay,

oh no.

oh, cool. it's snowing.

idk if you have any plans tomorrow, but i am free if you're interested in falling desperately in love with me

it's always autocorrect

i posted a typo it's so over

that was supposed to be "clocky"kms the pentagon

when she got a clock voice 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

soup is basically a sandwich when you think about it

More roseate spoonbills at the nest: an adult looks back towards the camera, while the chick in the back investigates the bottom of the nest and the one in the front looks up at its parent. #birds

would love a lunch sandwich right now

im a bad conversationalist but if you need someone to come stare at you, im your woman

i like to practice Don't Kill Yourself Thursday everyday