Someone send me 30 bucks so I can read Whorfism of the third kind
10.03.2026 19:27
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Someone send me 30 bucks so I can read Whorfism of the third kind
Yeah Nicole?
I literally didn’t even notice until someone pointed it out to me
WHOOOOOOO RETWEETED ME???
On and off for the past 12 months I get a melody stuck in my head that I can’t place, think is super interesting, start writing it down, and then I realize it’s just I’m Your Baby Tonight by Whitney Houston. It’s not even a good Whitney song why do I keep thinking of it
I got a fed in my backyard booking some of the best talent in the world
I could break down that match spot by spot to just effuse how good it is
Tried showing a girl the Styles-Daniels-Joe triple threat from Unbreakable and she said “Is there anything you like that isn’t from the 2000s?”
Well, this whole bombing Iran situation makes the fact they’re building a drone factory just down the road from me even more delightful. Golly, I sure do love being adjacent to death and destruction every day of my life
Complimenting a hitter:
He’s cool as a cucumber, got a high motor, makes the hard plays look simple, a player’s player
Complimenting a pitcher:
They named a new type of rabies after him. You’re not supposed to look him in the eyes. He strikes fear into his own mother
I look like I don’t play about Cat Power now
Thought you pivoted to talking about obscure minor league baseball players and got way too excited for that
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Fucking never
Im the hottest I’ve ever looked
Why didn’t Harry put Professor Quirrell in a gogoplata? Is he fucking stupid?
I have reached a massive milestone in my journey to become the worlds youngest millennial
They made a girl who’s best trait is her charisma and also gave her crippling social anxiety
Reading the Wikipedia page for selective mutism and going “That’s meeeeeeeee!!!”
😔
You should support the sharks so I have someone to talk to about them
Athlete brain is such a wonderful thing
Shoutout to JB Wendelken who once tweeted at me thanking me for my support then went on to post maga shit
It is good to remember that whenever the us wins it's not just because they have unlimited money and power, it also helps that every referee says "no it's ok when *they* have 7 guys on the ice" or whatever other rule they want to bend or break
I should’ve played rally broken social scene 😭
FUCK
I need this. The Vancouver hipster shithead that lives within me needs this
QUEUE THE RALLY WOLF PARADE
Now is your time Macklin. Kill the USA and be reincarnated as a lotus flower
Yeah that basically is the vibe. The crazy thing is USA had a chance to be good!! But they passed on Jason Robertson because they needed “grit”
When Macklin Celebrini recreates the golden goal for a new generation and is crowned as the new greatest player in the league >>>>>>>>