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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit

@porpoisespit

You can’t come in here and threaten brides, I don’t care how unfortunate you are!

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16.12.2025 04:19 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Heading back to nyc soon

27.08.2025 00:26 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks 😘

15.06.2025 22:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh is that all it would take?

15.06.2025 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Coulda shoulda woulda, now that thing is under lock and key

15.06.2025 21:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Far too long.

15.06.2025 21:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where is the woman from the council with the plastic baggies when you need her

15.06.2025 20:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Made in Los Angeles

15.06.2025 15:51 👍 260 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

I vaguely, and by vaguely I mean vividly, remember that he have a bona fide FC

25.04.2025 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Everybody keeps posting about twink death and so yes, this was for a long time my profile picture on Buttheads (does anyone remember that? so sad it’s gone forever). 2011.

25.04.2025 20:19 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.04.2025 16:07 👍 82 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
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20.04.2025 12:06 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Never read a blog again

20.01.2025 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just discovered Cucumber and Banana are on Peacock (with all the penises blurred out), time for my annual rewatch and sink into existentialism

30.12.2024 11:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The worst

30.12.2024 05:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.12.2024 17:27 👍 52 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Hmmm

18.12.2024 06:02 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Still don’t understand why we can’t walk ourselves off from nosy Puritan onlookers on here but here are some shorts

02.12.2024 20:10 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Yeah, not sure yet how much I want to post given my history of being found out by easily scandalized straight people, so here is a picture of my feet 🤷🏻‍♂️

19.11.2024 02:05 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope you didn’t use Uber in South Africa much because Cape Town drivers love handing out 1s and 2s for no reason

04.09.2023 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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As a first post, happy belated birthday, @repeattofade.bsky.social

14.08.2023 19:51 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0