Chris

Woooooof

Fat cock on a Friday

Happy #FCF

The way I moved to red note after TikTok was banned XD

Cute sweater, always love lazy selfies :)

A shirtless person laying in bed taking yet another lame selfie.

Feeling a bit disappointed and depressed over the election. Watching the election results from the hospital also made for weird disassociation. Anywho, here’s a tastefully cropped photo for taking your time.

So tummy Tuesday and fat cock Friday are back again eh?

Something about flying makes me unable to sleep for 24 hours. I hate this, sleeping pill work your fking magic…

It’s not fun 🫠😅

I also need to be with Sean Aston biblically. Especially since stranger things.

The Mario kart shade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

This one is almost too far ;)

Back at you ;)

Fudge that person, silly away please.

Heck yeah! Keep it up

I also say fuck today. The amount of help desk shit I’ve had to do in my role has been annoying. Protest from bed.

Dear lord the worst

Ugh yeah that too. My body is fighting me and saying just take public transit or a Lyft.

I just hate random moments when my brain likes to beat a dead horse 🤣

Anyone else have random panic attacks when walking when you think about something from years ago? Yeah I don’t either 🤣

Fudge I hate my brain. Should just go back to posting hole or pole for validation.

Please don’t, looking disrespectfully :)

You got further than my parents. Just keep your mental health close to home and surround yourself with those who love and appreciate you for you.

Yep :3

I tried this route, honestly it’s doing something 🤣 keep it up as long as it makes you happy.

Fifth day in a row where I don’t think I’m going to sleep more than an hour or two. I hate this especially during daylight savings 😅

Hello :)

She is friggin adorable

True I guess both then 🫣

I thought it was purely for wang 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for making it more wholesome.

I did not know Friday was for faces crud.