Bobby

Did I mention that I recently remodeled my bathroom? #homerenovation #fixerupper #midcenturymodern

Irene The Alíen truly has some of the best makeup skills that I’ve ever seen on Drag Race.

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Quit my toxic job at UK and today was my last day and now I’m freeeeeeee

If I’m ever president the first thing I’m going to do is sign an executive order banning LVP flooring.

Not too bad for a girl who hates making (and decorating) cakes. #baking #cake #desserts

Called into work. Made cardamom and cinnamon sticky buns instead.

I agree with the outcome of Season 17 of Drag Race, but the winner got absolutely clobbered in that lip sync.

Just catching up on last night’s Drag Race and I have a couple of thoughts:

1) I love Amerie and was excited about the LSFYL song
2) Jewels absolutely destroyed Onya in that LSFYL and there shouldn’t have been a double shantay

I haven’t worked at Starbucks since 2012ish and I still have regular nightmares about making drinks with a line out the door and a never-ending queue of cups.

Coconut buns, inspired by the new Vietnamese bakery I went to today.

Accidentally watched the news and saw my douchebag congressman talking shit about Medicare. Rage sent him an email as a response. Fuck republicans (and democrats too, frankly).

Can you explain that to our marketing person while you’re at it? Got an email an hour ago about a steps challenge in March, and she included a registration link *and* a QR code.

Cookie-butter filled chocolate chunk cookies.

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Thoughts and prayers sis. The CPAP didn’t work for me so I had to get surgery to treat the sleep apnea.

😭

There’s a Lexington chef on the new season of Top Chef! How have I never heard of her (or her restaurant)??

Can we please take a moment to talk about how cute my kitchen is?! My only gripe is that I can’t fit an actual island in my space.

Werk

My bbs 🥺🥺

Ladies and gentlemen: we did it

Billionaires Should Not Exist Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.

When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.

Read our op-ed here ⤵️

Just recently found out that Canadians can’t import European butter because of some strict dairy regulations. Honestly this might be a bigger travesty than our healthcare system and gun violence.

So are you saying I shouldn’t update my phone tonight?

Can you tell my employer this? I just know UK will be in session tomorrow 😒😒

I’m sorry but WHY did this person show up as a suggested friend on Snapchat?

Dad

The recipe made 24 so PLEASE do come over.

Made danishes (blueberry cream cheese, to be specific) for the first time. They’re solid but: a) need more sugar than the recipe calls for; b) need the cream cheese and berries combined instead of applied separately; and c) need more proofing on the second rise. Still, not bad for a first attempt!