Grunkle Derek

Apologies in advance, I charged the BradPhone last night. Didn’t realize that’s what it was gonna take

Everybody is showing him love right now and I'm getting just a little misty.

Hoooooly shit let's fucking GO

Denny said see you hoes in COURT

Of course the race was too “uneventful” so now we’re gonna get fifteen overtime restarts.

A parody poster of the 1988 film "Twins", with Arnold Schwarzenegger's name and face replaced with Carson Hocevar and Danny DeVito's name and face replaced with Ricky Stenhouse Jr., with a quote at the bottom from their post race confrontation "I'm gonna beaut your ass when I get back to the States"

Popping in to repost this.

Cowboy Bebop
08th MS Team
Robotech/Macross
Sailor Moon (US Market DIC edit. Blasphemy, I know.)

Reflecting upon the race today, I said it before and I’ll say it again: Michigan is the most underrated track on the NASCAR schedule.

So happy for Denny. Great race. A+.

And a push for Dennis

I’M BEGGING YOU JAMES DENNIS HAMLIN SAVE THE DAY

DENNIS COME ON BRO

The cars making my belly go *brmmmmmm* is why I’m here.

On the way to MIS, if ya see me say hi, I’m wearing a Cindric shirt and a NASCAR hat because the Penske hat game is not for those of us with larger craniums.

Fear not, Hocevar about to do some work.

WELCOME TO THE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES ON FOX BABY

I know the graph only shows green and yellow, but I wish they’d take the average lap time up to the red flag and then give a little red bar in the little graph for how many laps they *could* have run in the time the red flag took. I just like the fun colors on the lines. I think that’d be neat.

I cannot wait for tomorrow.

Wall damage was so bad they had time to fly someone up from Daytona to help.

Scientists say it is significantly more accurate than any atomic clock in regards to it's regularity

Amazon needs to take the whole season.

Carl Edwards and Corey LaJoie have surprisingly good chemistry on screen and I would like to see them kiss.

Every fucking weekend

"Credit One Bank Ones to Watch" choosing the National Debt Relief car is A+ brand synergy.

Been off all socials for a bit, got back into skateboarding and that’s been consuming most of my free time. Coming back for da race. Hope y’all have been well and I love you very much.

Now that he’s with Coke maybe we’ll finally get the Pibb Xtra car we deserve.

If we're gonna keep plopping planes in the ocean, how about letting me take a crack at flying one of 'em first? I've got over 70 hours in Ace Combat.

Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you Joey Logano"