"I'm gonna' whack you in the neck with this old Silvertone geetar!"
"Is that a fret?"
10.03.2026 23:08
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Who knew! Just learned Moses' grandma was an artist.
10.03.2026 12:54
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I mentioned crab and lobster today but I don't think I'm shellfish.
10.03.2026 11:48
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'Nowledge Nugget:
In the 1800s, Lobster Thermidor was either named by Napoleon for Thermidor, the the 11th month in the French Republican calendar, or after a play about the French Revolution that had a brief run at the time of the rich, creamy creation.
10.03.2026 11:16
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I'm "I first saw Bob Denver when he hated to work in "Dobie Gillis" - not when he later couldn't work while marooned" years old.
10.03.2026 11:10
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Sorry I called you an idiot. I thought you knew.
10.03.2026 11:08
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Love can also be deaf.
10.03.2026 11:07
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Step One:
How to cook crack and clean a crab.
Steo Two:
Remember the importance of commas.
10.03.2026 11:06
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Muffin compares to you, my friend.
10.03.2026 11:04
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Did Brylcream, where a little dab'll do ya', ever sponsor "The Flintstones?"
09.03.2026 23:22
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Companies that unclog drains must have a good work flow.
09.03.2026 13:56
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'Nowledge Nugget:
100 million years ago, galloping crocodiles inhabited the Sahara.
09.03.2026 10:35
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If you have no idea what's transpiring, just smile wryly.
09.03.2026 10:33
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To rat evil foe, tirade fed a rite of live Tarot.
09.03.2026 10:32
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That suggested transfer to loan officer?
I lost interest.
09.03.2026 10:31
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If I decide to agree, then we'll both be wrong.
09.03.2026 10:31
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Coffee first, talkie next.
09.03.2026 10:30
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At some point in our lives, naps become exciting.
08.03.2026 23:23
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Saw a post that people will be attending a Boston protest from suburbs like Great Barrington and Old Orchard Beach.
08.03.2026 20:30
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'Nowledge Nugget:
Roughly 600 people work at la Tour Eiffel daily.
Elle est grande.
08.03.2026 10:42
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Sun-Maid sales excels at raisin awareness.
08.03.2026 10:40
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Seek no merit ere we retire Monkees.
08.03.2026 10:38
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Did the inventor of the mirror take time to reflect?
08.03.2026 10:37
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Online daters can fall in love at first swipe.
08.03.2026 10:36
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My patience level oscillates from zero to try me.
08.03.2026 10:35
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Butter days are coming.
08.03.2026 10:34
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A ship transporting yo-yos sank. It was trying to go around the world.
08.03.2026 00:10
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'Nowledge Nugget:
46 BC, the longest recorded year in history, clocked in at 445 days long.
07.03.2026 11:46
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Shirley sells C cells down by the see saw.
07.03.2026 11:44
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Well then, does the last name Pavlov ring a bell?
07.03.2026 11:43
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