meowmeowmara

People who aren't weird because they are double weird, which balances out as a rare form of normal

A small thin fish, the Indostomus Paradoxus

Today we are celebrating the shy micropredator Indostomus Paradoxus, whose name means “strange tiny mouth”

They should let you generate a perfect clone of yourself that you then get to murder. This is a normal desire to have and i won't be interrogating it thanks 💖

Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil

I often say to myself "man, I really wish someone would revolutionize the way I think about chicken"

*receiving a vision from a more beautiful world* Sloppers Bug Mart 🥺

Duplicitous scoundrels have hit me with some kind of nightmares beam... my valiant attempts at sleeping foiled once again

can this be a solution?

old catgirl running while disembowling herself. the guts go “SPLAK”

we are all full of blood

"i think a chaser can be a grungler" should be the kind of thought i have in a fever dream yet some people are out here, saying it in active discourse

I had a dream i was getting in trouble at work, but for some reason the way my coworker expressed they were pissed was to say "I'm hogged 😡" Which i might adopt in the waking world. Can you believe this weather? Im fucking hogged rn for real 🐖

found this incredibly moving for reasons that are hard for me to articulate !!!!!!! very cool

"TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story" by splendidland. two bell shaped clay figures of warriors are standing.

i've made a new comic called "TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story".

Yeah i got that pep in my step 💃 pepto bismol that is 😏 ouggh my tumy hurt

Cooling Down

Deciding to quit weed has been really positive for me so far, and the physical withdrawal side effects have been pretty manageable. I aM experiencing some violent impulses but we ball yknow we'll figure out another way to deal with that

My extramarital affair with the nintendo wii is over.

Also new followers have yall read my vampire smut? It's really good and I think about it a lot dont sleep on it

Compounding pharmacy when I call them to get a refill for my estradiol valerate

*through gritted teeth, wanting to kick and scream and throw up* i think i need to renegotiate my relationship with certain substances

I do actually want to be a better person and less crappy friend and i think i actually need to *do* something if i want that to happen

God i miss being able to just go out and do things!!! I gotta get my shit together so i can be human again

Had a big goofy panic attack and didnt manage to get out the door to karaoke fuck my mentally ill chungus life

i'm FINE i'm just feeling a little self-reflective today

not to get too dark, but i do think it's very funny of me to be veery depressed for most of my life, then have like one or two years where i'm better and i can feel the sunshine for the first time, and then go back to being depressed again. Like woww things really can get better! But not for long ☝️

oooo sounds sustainable i'll give it a go

anyone know what to do about the ambient depressive miasma ? I've tried smoking a lot of weed and that didn't fix it. gonna try more weed next i think

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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Human woman moment