John Lennon once said, “I'm an artist. You give me a fucking tuba, I'll fuck the tuba.” No one knows what he meant.
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John Lennon once said, “I'm an artist. You give me a fucking tuba, I'll fuck the tuba.” No one knows what he meant.
you want people to follow rules, write em down, that's my $.02
Using every curse word in several languages while, through gritted teeth, admitting that Vitinha goal was awesome
Tired: Never ask a woman her age
Slightly less tired: Never ask a man his salary
Wired/Inspired: Never ask a baseball player his political opinions
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
Happy birthday!
We got along fine until then, I guess all is transient
On the other hand literally every time another movie blogger blocked me it was because they were an asshole and I was right.
I think the only time a non-"internet famous" celebrity blocked me was when I recommended LIFEFORCE to beloved musician, painter, character actor, and mutual John Lurie, who was Not Feeling It; important reminder to tailor recommendations to the individual's taste rather than one's own.
What, mogmaxxing
That's the last piece, when we win a title and immediately become the most insufferable franchise in the history of sports
The only real trolley problem is remembering which cities call it a streetcar
Overheard at the video store: “What’s Tenet?” “It’s like Inception but different”
"part of it" being the key point, a few other planets had to align
NBA SINGLE-GAME SCORING RECORD ASTERISKS:
Wilt (100): *Did it against 5'10" white guys **in the 18th century
Bam (83): *Free throw attempts required quantum physics to count **see also 3pt attempts ***plays for Miami
Kobe (81): *Kobe, and **was guarded by Jalen Rose
The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, 📸 by Issac Baldizon
BAM HAS 83 FUCKING POINTS BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Credit where credit's due, they're trying
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
The Miami Heat have been the enemies of human joy for thirty years, now's their shot at redemption
Ok, I've changed my mind: now that he has 62 through 3 if the Heat don't go Full Wilt in the 4th they should be disbanded, decertified, banned from sports
Grimes (@Grimezsz) I think there may be a bizarrely strong bond between basketball and witchcraft
bam adebayo new career high within the FIRST HALF
woke 2.0 downloading
If Bam Adebayo drops 100 tonight I quit
MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz
the dang MOVIES
We could've had a political system where a bunch of pirates from New Jersey founded a cadre called the Seacaucus, but no, we had to fuck around
Darkness Lord @sabatonfan69 My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the fall of Rome" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us 5:07 PM • 3/8/23
