🪞

a doodle of mirror match looking nervous. they have messy hair, visible strings, and a little sweater on. a certain someone has his hand resting on their shoulder, but that's not actually important here. focus on the goober, not the red man!!!

[ why are all of these people here ... what do they want ... ]

" ss- ssorryyy ... "

[ it's the best they can stumble out before he leaves . now they just feel bad . it's their fault , isn't it ? ]

[ he's cold , unsurprisingly . but they can't feel it that well . ]

[ incoherent mumbling escapes them ... it doesn't particularly mean anything , but it's a sign of anxiety. ]

[ ... well , at least the act is thoughtful ... but it's still too drastic ! probably . ]

[ the reflection helplessly stares up at him , trembling at his display of power . ]

... mmrr .

[ have they grown soft ... ? ]

[ MEEP !! ]

[ they , er , step back ! so the corpse doesn't crush them . they aren't in need of limbs yet , anyway , these ones are fresh ... but of course , the one thing on the phantom's mind is murder . ]

[ ... they shyly look at the floor, unsure what to do . ]

" ... ? "

[ is he going to ... ? ]

" ... mmmnnn ... incompatible ... "

[ they won't be of any help if he is . none of these strangers' limbs would fit their body . ]

" ... pe ... ople ... outside ... ! "

[ there's a lot of them . much more than they're used to ! when did the outskirts of the woods become so busy ... ? ]

[ they haven't moved from their spot . they don't want to accidentally get trampled on or anything ... ]

[ oh ! there he is . ]

[ he has to lean a whole lot , the man in the mirror is just barely over 5 feet . as soon as he's low enough to make eye - contact ( or lack thereof ) , they begin to mumble . ]

" ... l ... lost ... "

[ how convenient ! just when they're away from the detectives , too . ]

[ their gaze flicks up towards the sky , but it's hard to tell where exactly they're looking . all they know is that he is much taller than they are ... ]

[ finally , someone they know is here . ]
[ the amount of strangers was giving them anxiety . ]

"𝕊𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖!
𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕖𝕥..𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒 𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕝 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕.~"

( #mvrp / #parodybluesky )

" bwah . "

[ emerging from a random box . how did they get in there ? why aren't / you / in the box ? don't ask stupid questions . ]

🪞 / surely i will be using these

🪞 / starting my collection of emotes for M... i have two. they are both stupid doodles i made on my phone

[ meep !! nobody's home !!! it's just tree !!! they are VERY tree - shaped !!! ]

[ ... big man with big steps is around . ]

[ they're just gonna ... hide . you know . in the tree . ]

🪞 / hi max

“ 𝘙𝘌𝘔𝘌𝘔𝘉𝘌𝘙, 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘔𝘗.

𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘓𝘌 𝘎𝘈𝘔𝘌 𝘐𝘚 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘙 𝘠𝘌𝘛.

𝘐𝘛 𝘞𝘈𝘚 𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘌𝘓𝘠 𝘈 𝘉𝘌𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎. „

( #mvrp / #parodybluesky )

G-guess we're doing this again.

MIKAN TSUMIKI RE-JOINS (again) PARODY...BLUESKY?

(Repost)
The Pumpkin Moon is rising…

" ... mmrmrrrmrr ... "

[ their limbs don't look to be compatible ... ]

" ... okay ... ! "

[ . . . ]

[ they have to get closer to get a good look at ver . ]

" ... hhhhuman ... ? "

Dunno why the fuck the warehouse feels so different tod- wait what the fuck where is the bird why is it a butterfly WH

[Angry pissed off chair has joined parody bluesky]

[ lost . just like everyone else that wanders in . well , maybe it wouldn't hurt to guide him . there's plenty of ways out ! ]

" ... fff ... follow . "

[ with that , they turn around and retreat into the trees , fully expecting the stranger to follow . ]

[ ... oh ! someone's watching the timeline from the trees . ]
[ no- scratch that- from atop the tree . like a cat who clawed its way up . ]

[ ... oh , it is food ! carefully , they open wide , aaaand ... nom ! away the 'marshed mallow' goes . if only they could taste it ... ! ]

" ... balt ... zer ... ? "

[ i don't believe they know that bowser's the big turtle guy . ]