Carlo, The Sticky Ricky

Got that coming on next, well done on the request 🥳

I've just slapped quicksand on YouTube because I'd forgotten it and my partner is side eyeing me hard as I sing along. Got Cinderella queued up to as a forgotten banger

POV your big bro went to the gym and now you're staring

🤯

Banger choices

I was nearly an Andrew, got relegated to a middle name - my nan chose my name too!

I’m so happy that I will be alive to see Donald Trump die

I'm happy to check

Yes

and now I've got two with an absolute foul mood on because I've made it so they can't get behind the chair again and currently have Paprika (the culprit) staring at me with all I can think is murderous intentions

Does anyone know how difficult it is to get a small dog sized rabbit out of a tiny hole they've managed to chew through into the back of your armchair? Really not how I wanted to spend twenty minutes of my morning 🙄

Attempted going into town to do Xmas shopping, but ended up spending £100 on myself in my own store, then treated myself to getting a haircut from a very good looking young man with very soft hands, so I've had to come home to listen to the For Good soundtrack to calm down

After a really, really shitty mental health period of about three weeks I feel full of vim and vigor - unfortunately my shitty backache, headache and snapping ankles haven't got the fucking memo 😭 luckily being awake at 2.30am only means I'm up an hour earlier than I should be for work today

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

Me, about to go into the end game of Tomb Raider 1 remastered from Natlas mines now I've picked up my guns again 😬😬😬

shout out to my grandmother’s stuffing recipe for containing such helpful instructions as ‘cook it til it’s done’ and ‘pour broth til it looks right’

We have Balatro at home.

Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!

Scrooge leaning out of his window, yelling to a passing lad at the end of the film

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’

Slim Chickens break whilst window shopping 🐔🐣🍗

Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 this weekend. But she won't be, because she's dead.

Knowing my luck, it'll be just the four people who like my posts who get raptured.

getting just my dick baptized so the rapture will jerk me off

What if I don't get raptured? 🥺

The bunnae bbz

Bunny sleepy time dump

Classic Wallace