Nerdly Whiplash

You didn't hear? The second is bad now. CBP can just murder you for legally carrying a gun.

The Baileys told me that they would prefer it if you said "Abolish Ice".

You just said a bunch of words I like!

🎵Heroes-with-a-shat-smell ...

Chicago Sun-Times out here, being like, "you know ... The cult members really liked the cult leader's propaganda film."

I would be careful. The justice department is intentionally releasing unredacted false statements while redacting the actual crimes. This is an attempt to delegitamize the actual victims.

Yes. But we both know the ballroom is what he's really excited about. Dude loves monuments to himself.

I feel like the vanity projects like the ballroom or the arch are the shiny objects Miller, Vance, and Rubio want Trump to keep busy on while they ruin the country for him.

So, their APAC survey is backfiring. Another waste of time and money as we know these fascists won't actually do anything to stop the real harassment that is actually happening.

He's right. The fascists are cowards that project strength. The real strength comes from resistance. They always run from those that stand together.

Well, we don't want the white house destroyed for a money laundering ballroom, but we don't always get what we want, do we, Donnie?

2016: "I would release my tax returns, but the IRS won't let me because I'm under audit."

2026: "I'm suing the IRS for $10bn for releasing my tax returns"

When the "people" are back in power. Democrats won't save us.

If he did it while he was ON duty, he would have had total immunity. Or so I'm told.

It was never about national security

Second time in less than a year. Both times they had simultaneously announced record profit.

It's open mic night at Davos.

Our President is an idiot man-child who is trying to convince his voters that bullying Denmark is the highest priority for all Americans. Leave Greenland alone!

I'm no longer surprised by anything he does. He's an idiot. I'm horrified of the people that continue to let this happen or be ok with what he's doing. Every day I think "surely, this will be the horrible thing that people turn on him for" and every day I'm surprised it isn't.

So many false statements. Also, the "Iceland" situation is something HE started! He's too dumb to admit it's his fault. For no reason.

I can't believe the guy named as author of "the Art of the Deal" is frustrated that coming to a deal requires agreement between all parties at the same time.

Bob, help! We're drowning in probs!

Nobody cares about Bill Clinton anymore. Who do the Republicans think they're hurting?

We are paying for the president of the United States to use the justice system to punish his enemies.

Armed masked men with low test scores are kidnapping and killing citizens in broad daylight with impunity.

Our government is openly acquiring nations for their resources.

We're already fascist.

I absolutely thought this was a joke. It had to be. This is something a bratty kid would do, right? Why do people think this yellow man-child is cool?

ICE is what happens when little boys grow up only playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and don't balance it out with silly little games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Not a drop of whimsy to be found in these broken men.

Up to $114k as of this post. What an absolute hero.

He has been impeached. Twice. The senate refused to vote to indict him on those charges.

Maybe third time is the charm?

Her name was Renee Nicole Good. She was a mother and a Poet.

THIS was the last straw??