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Chris Swinger

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I guess I should put something here? Im in Oregon. Idk

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“So, you’re saying there’s a chance….”

10.03.2026 22:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tight budget, low fan support, little history of success, increasing disparity with NIL. Not an enviable job

10.03.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not surprised. She probably did the best anyone can do given the resources available but I don’t blame the department from moving on after so little success

09.03.2026 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got a text from packard orchards about a deal on Jam they’re having

05.03.2026 01:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.03.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s a congress?

01.03.2026 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine spending your precious free time watching a sundowning rapist speak on tv

25.02.2026 05:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoops. According to the new bill, it’s. Causally $800 million lol. I don’t want them to leave but public subsidies don’t work

25.02.2026 05:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fact that Oregon will funnel a quarter billion into this and not a get a return, while vital agencies across the state are shuttering is predictable, but still sad

24.02.2026 21:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s zero engagement here, but at least it’s not flooded with maga bots like threads

23.02.2026 20:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grigory no!

13.02.2026 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That part struck out at me too. No current research justifies public subsidization as none of them pay back what the public put into it.
At the same time: I don’t want to lose the team. The city owns the arena so there’s incentive for them to renovate, I just don’t like teams taking cities hostage

09.02.2026 22:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

True, but paying $260 million when there are huge budgetary holes elsewhere is tough to swallow, especially when publicly subsidized venues never pay off economically.

It should be paid through the owner & jock tax but we live in a world where teams move to cities who’ll give them their welfare

09.02.2026 20:45 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, it’s a tough spot. Losing the team would be devastating, but governments should not paying hundreds of millions (even after the jockeying tax) to subsidize wealthy owners who could pay for it themselves for little to no economic benefit should not be the norm

09.02.2026 19:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I drive by there all the time and love their marquees.

My favorite was last summer when it said “Superhero fatigue? Too Bad! Fantastic Four”

03.02.2026 14:58 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, I’m just supposed to hit quarterly goals while all this is going on

22.01.2026 19:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I could never live there. I would just stare at the water buckets endlessly. I wouldn’t go to work, or eat, or sleep. A mindless slave to the hypnotic splishy splashy

22.01.2026 19:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.01.2026 23:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The president is a racist pedophile who can’t remember which country he wants to invade as his dementia worsens. And I’m expected to go to work during all this

21.01.2026 20:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gothletes!

21.01.2026 14:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s what elections are for. He made his agenda of dismantling the country in the name of kleptocracy very clear and 1/3 of the country signed right up for it while another 1/3 sat out.

It’s too late for him to be removed through democratic means. No one is coming to save us

19.01.2026 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We don’t come back from it unless we hold everyone accountable. Every single ICE member and member of the Trump administration needs to be tried and imprisoned or else we’ll keep doing this over and over again

08.01.2026 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ll never get an honest answer from them because they don’t stand for anything. They simply believe whatever Trump tells them, even if it blandly contradicts what they see

07.01.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least we’re only a few months away from baseball making us sad

04.01.2026 04:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s it like to not have to wake up in a shithole country?

03.01.2026 16:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Memory alert! I used to play Sunday softball across the street in that park

30.12.2025 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope we see him and the rest of the spooky gang (Jack Russel, Moon Knight, Blade) again soon in the MCU

29.12.2025 05:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was trying to rock my baby to sleep while watching that final drive. Not fun

29.12.2025 05:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The steepness of the hike is brutal. Plus, I love the surrounding area names

27.12.2025 19:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

See! You don’t even need dating apps. Just go to the liquor store

24.12.2025 20:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0