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I can't get over how dark it is when I have to wake up now.

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This whole article was like, I should move to NYC because everyone there seems to be making a lot more money than everywhere else which makes me think it is ... all wrong.

The first season is so good. The second season is so not good.

This is all very awesome.

I really want to start running so the first thing I did was buy really good running shoes that I am sure that I will wear everyday to do everything except run.

I am feeling a little better than yesterday but I am still coughing up blood which is probably not a good thing.

And while we are on politics and me being mad, Trump can't make the Texas GOP candidate drop out. That is not the way it works. The people of Texas chooses their representative, not the president.

So I am super nervous people will start supporting Trump's war efforts but my boomer parents think I am insane and that it will make people dislike Trump more. So that's good, I guess? But I still don't know.

Also I feel like this is the professional equivalent of always a bridesmaid, never a bride and also, the story of my life.

My work just sent me an email that said that I was nominated as employee of the year but the committee picked someone else. Like, why bother telling me?

So I am sure your doctor has checked your kidneys but I am going to say it anyway because I love and care about you: make sure your kidneys are in tact bc magnesium is not great if you have kidney issues!

I am nervous people who never watched Yellowstone are going to watch Marshals and think that piece of shit network show with country music playing in the background was what we all liked about Yellowstone.

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This was one of my favorite books when I was a kid.

I don’t even know anymore. War, the senseless murder of civilians, pedophiles in power, just a whole lot of fuckshit.

I imagine "the country bombed Iran and so I am watching cable news and doomscrolling all weekend" is not a good excuse for not doing homework that is due tonight.

Just another day where we are supposed to pretend to go on and live normal lives while our government is fucking up the world and hurting people.

This is either a predecessor or a follow up to my memoir which is called 21 Jenn Street and is a series of essays that each relate to an episode of 21 Jumpstreet.

I want to start a substack where I write something after every episode of Call the Midwife I watch. But I am on season 4; would I have to go back and start from the beginning?

I feel like the whole Punch thing says a lot about where we all are as a society right now. Like it has been the final 5 mins of ABC news with David Muir at least 3x this week. Is there no one else to cheer on right now?

I promise from hereon out to only hold space and hand out with people who make me a better person.

Tony Kushner has a great essay about what Americans give up for the price of individuality.

Your regular reminder that I hate shoveling snow more than anything ever and that I love my dog more than anything ever because she is why I shoveled from the door to a small patch of grass in the yard.

I went to yoga for the first time today since October and I was really hoping I had outgrown it as it is expensive and time consuming and no one wears masks. Unfortunately, I still love it.

I'm watching the polio episodes of Call the Midwife and I have never hated RFK Jr and Trump more.

Ugh, good luck.

Red and white cockapoo sitting on a chair

You're supposed to post a photo of your dog as your Valentine on Valentines Day, right? Those are the rules?

I wasn't going to watch Love Story but I did - thanks ladies aux, bco - and now I am obsessed and I miss rhe 90s so fucking much.