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I also choose this guys ass eating on the stairs

I think they mean to lighten the mood or something, but I usually just find it really jarring. Like, I'll check out the page for idk Martyrs or something, and the first "slay queen" just gives me cognitive dissonance

you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling

Give me liberty, or give me something comparable - just please, don't hurt me

While I agree with your general sentiment, I would also add that some of the most historically dangerous men were those who allocated power while standing for nothing. I could see deeply dangerous policies pouring out of a Vance administration due to sheer overcompensation.

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"Old Rachel would have beat her ass" #BB27

“Blind obedience to authority is the greatest enemy of truth.”

— Albert Einstein (1879–1955)

And if I respond that I think it's insensitive to the families of dead kids to wish them well and move on with your day like something was accomplished?

Countless school shootings and the right refused to even entertain common sense firearms restrictions.

A handful of Trans school-shooters? Now they want them locked up and the key thrown away.

Consider this an unfriendly reminder that they don't care about your kids. They care about control.

attempting to explain to a six year old that the recipient of Dear John letter does not need to be named John and they simply aren't having it

Is that the one with the guy who has like seeds in his bellybutton

Vous n'empêcherez pas l'éducation de nos enfants

Sie werden die Ausbildung unserer Kinder nicht behindern

No impedirás la educación de nuestros hijos

Educationem liberorum nostrorum non impedies

你不會阻止我們孩子的教育

You will not impede our children's education

Never a good idea to ridicule the dead and dying while insisting on your explicitly political, implicitly moral, high-ground.

congrats!! ✨

gluten free friend loudly declaring they are allergic to the body of christ during mass

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i like that tie

I nominate Todd from "Arcade Zone" on the Wii

you'd think they could spare a little more adhesive on post-it notes

is he swedish

- the academy, 2005

currently listening to an audiobook narrated by Willem Dafoe, who fully commits to doing the voices of multiple characters including a british man, a teenager bound for rehab, and a blind 10 year old girl. I have never been so uncomfortable in my life

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got a few replies like this but this one just threw me into hysterics for some reason

no ice? you mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?!