Coffee shops will be making a toastie and a latte and making so much noise doing it you’d think they were forging metal.
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Coffee shops will be making a toastie and a latte and making so much noise doing it you’d think they were forging metal.
She’s a 10 but she buys her clothes from Amazon
I don’t want to be dramatic about it but if I ask for a flat white and you serve me a small latte, I am going to tut loudly and shake my head.
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Telling my kids this was Glinda and Elphaba
Idk man I just haven’t felt fergalicious in such a long time
I knew you’d understand 🫧
If you don’t get excited about going through a car wash, why are you lying? I’m 32 years old and I still get excited about going through a car wash.
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’
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Adulthood is the moment at which you go from tolerating carrot cake to actually enjoying it.
Graham Linehan is a fucking weirdo, pass it on
I’m not ashamed to admit I think pigeons are actually really fucking cute
What kind of sick pervert buys their lunch at Boots the chemist?
what’s it called when you get a tummy ache after eating a whole packet or oreos, knowing full well it would give you a tummy ache?
Putting my name in the ring for next pope. I’m not catholic, but I think I’d look smashing in the big hat x
Happy Easter but only to everyone who works in theatre and isn’t getting a single minute of time off this weekend 🐰 that two show day is what Jesus would have wanted, queens x
Imagine acting prestige and your outfit is from Temu
Might fuck about and join a cult x
WRONG it’s the walk to the Elizabeth Line at Liverpool Street station
the neurodivergent urge to lock eyes with the ceiling
Is there anything more profoundly embarrassing than a pro-life man voicing their silly little opinions? Literally shut the fuck up.
Me: my food was cold
Deliveroo: here’s 46p credit now shut your stupid mouth
can i just say, none of this is very brat
A photo of the front cover of issue 1641 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "ON SHELVES NOW!" The headline reads "DONALD TRUMP: AN APOLOGY." The cover features a mock statement claiming that, in contrast to past descriptions of Trump as "a sleazy, deranged, orange-faced man-baby," the magazine now recognises him as "a political colossus, the voice of sanity, a champion of liberty, and the saviour of the Western world." The parody humorously describes him as "slim, handsome, and young," concluding with a note that "this statement has not been fact-checked."
Donald Trump. An Apology.
The new Private Eye is out now
*shouts through tear filled eyes* TELL ME TOMORROW I’LL WAIT BY THE WINDOW FOR YOU
Every day from now on, there is gradually more daylight until summer.
Damn I needed to hear this, thanks Scott 🥲
Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive
If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
