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Our national dish is the Chicken Tarka. Like a Chicken Tikka but it's just a little 'otter.
Our national dish is the Chicken Tarka. Like a Chicken Tikka but it's just a little 'otter.
It looks as if she's been hurled against that wall and slowly slid down it, leaving a stain.
Knowledge of good and evil, ta
Me in my meeting with HR this morning
Somebody tell @oldenoughtosay.com that she *absolutely does not* need to apply her garlic clove / bulb multiplication formula in this case.
-You finish that air freshener advert?
-Sure did boss real fuckin junglist just like you asked
-What?
The delicate aroma of warehouse parties. Pleasing scent of body odour and weed.
Can this be a solution?
Glitter bomb booby trap in that hatch, obviously.
TIL that we have a national baseball team. Stuffed full of second rate Americans of course, but then our national cricket team is stuffed full of second rate South Africans so it's keeping up a noble tradition.
Heh. I love the legal tender argument. Annoyingly I think too many people are on to it these days which ruins my mansplaining opportunities.
It's a play within a play so I guess it's also related to The Producers / Springtime For Hitler.
Golding out for a gyros
LMFAO SOMEONE MADE IT A REAL THING
sweepthestrait.com
OK I've ditched spotify. Where's a good place to stock up on CDs? I've got about 20 years worth of music I'd like to obtain in physical form...
Happy news in trying times
Very gravitas. Much concern. 209 women.
My children have covered me in shaving foam. And I mean covered.
Solidarity
Old Tom Bombadil was a merry fellow; bright blue his jacket was and his boots were yellow, green were his girdle and his breeches all of leather; he wore in his tall hat a swan-wing feather. He lived up under Hill, where the Withywindle ran from a grassy well down into the dingle. [Image: Rob Madge as the emcee wearing a maroon leather corset / skirt thing with a crocheted top half, maybe a body suit or something with dungaree type clasps, idk, maroon bow, green pointed party hat, leather gloves, ginger hair and stage makeup. He is sassy as fuck and *exactly* how I imagine Tom Bombadil to be]
Tell me I'm wrong...
I'm expecting a completely different pronunciation of "Timothee Chalamet" every time.
Cabaret style musical with Tom Bombadil as the emcee.
(I keep suggesting this but nobody is making it, somebody get this idea to a producer.)
Drop something pink
youtu.be/ZAIvtmypvjo
Worse than that, they've told him they've got massive feet because they're frightened that he'll say they've got tiny willies.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
They've reportedly been telling him their shoe sizes are about 13 or so because they're scared he'll say they've got tiny willies.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
I trained for this my whole childhood
*traitor
I want to see proper redneck stunt driving though.
youtu.be/LDq0KK7Dh6c
This is why I hate politicians talk of "hard working families". I don't want to work hard. I shouldn't have to, there's nothing noble about struggling when there's this level of inequality.