Sam Scott at Media Magpies

León Ferrari, La Civilización Occidental y Cristiana, 1965 (Museo Nacional de Bellas Artes, Buenos Aires, Argentina)

A beautiful heather patterned Canada lynx with bright eyes and HUGE FURRY BOOTS OMG

Cat's got them apple bottom jeans,

looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles

Republicans, when talking about war and absolutely nothing else.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

- Panels should not bleed into the gutter.
- Comics are the greatest story telling medium ever invented.
- There is no difference between manga and comics.
- Characters should be allowed to have soliloquies.
- Sound FX should be done as part of the art not the lettering.

- Lettering should come after layouts and before pencils.
- Publishers should do flatting in-house.
- There is no such thing as "backgrounds" it's actually "setting" and it's as important as the characters.

Coming up with a post-hoc theory section when your results are weird:

"I'm nearly finished" Starmer tells crying child

Headline makes it sound like he's been hogging the Time Crisis machine in the arcade.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

WE’LL BE LESS ACTIVIST IF YOU BE LESS SHIT

Man, just when you think you can trust a guy who looks like that and wears a hat that says "WOKE."

why are we still dealing w this style of record review that reads like the critic just read the lyric sheet and album bio, and didn't even listen to the album

BREAKING: Kash Patel has announced that Bart Simpson will train FBI agents to perform the "touch of death" this week, calling it an "epic moment."

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

dancer guy got on the train with his speakers and announced ‘are yall ready to see the greatest show ever!!’ then he paused and said ‘well, okay. it’s not that good.’ babe you’re not under oath don’t be honest with us!!

getting booed offstage at the Efficiency Conference because nobody likes my presentation on employee productivity that, ironically, contains only a single-slide that says "pay people more money"

This needs to be immortalized.

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Most westerners don’t know this, but in Iranian culture killing someone’s family is considered a grave insult.

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

Cowboy and Macready on the couch

The moment they realize this lighter I'm holding is not a dog treat

Very bad star statue with a crown that says your did it

Here’s why @heatherantos.bsky.social is the best:

If you deliver a script that she really likes, she just may send you a reward like this in the mail.

I will cherish it forever.

Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

Kathleen Hanna and MCA sitting on a couch with the following text in front of them: Feminist musician Kathleen Hanna from the band 'Bikini Unalive' didn't want marriage. But she & Adrock from Beastie Boys got married because Kathleen needed health insurance

On TikTok, you have to refer to Kathleen Hanna’s band as “Bikini Unalive.” I think society is cooked and we need to destroy the internet.

we now have an answer to “what if caligula had dementia?”