Oropendola Enthusiast

She mine my Hormuz until I release my strategic reserves

If my plane crashes tomorrow it will be divine retribution for this post

"2017 was 9 years ago" first of all thats not true second of all how dare you

I was just humming "putting on the ritz" to myself but the lyrics came out as "trying hard to look like Gary Busey / Whoopsie doopsie" and what the hell man

Not actually what I was searching for but good to know I guess

They should make an everything, all the time that doesn't suck

Post youre favorite loard of the rings character wrong answers only

1) I could have
2) I know why

Days right babey, armenia wins again

I saw a one of these guys 🪶

Oh, great! I have a grudge against Shaw's and tried every other grocery store..IMHO big y is the best

Oh man I could really go for a proper birch beer

Ahhhhh that makes sense. I half thought maybe they were like MIRVs, but that felt too advanced, & I half thought these cluster munitions are the same as what the US has supplied to Ukraine (big tubes full of grenades) but that felt too basic. Anyway, I appreciate it!

Do you know why the submunitions glow? Do they have their own thrust or something? I'm not trolling or anything, I'm just curious and Wikipedia didn't help

Why do so many people act like losing an hour of sleep today is a life altering injury who cares

L M A O
Credit where credit's due, broken clocks, so on and so forth

Just had a visceral memory of working at office max in 1996 where we had a big box of 3 inch floppies with self published games on them, $9.99 each. No studios no developers just weirdos that would send us boxes of unlabelled floppies and we'd seal them in cellophane

Damn what did the 70s do to my boy Doc Savage his shirt used to be torn but at least there was a shirt

Damn dude bon apetite

It is really frustrating that all the symptoms of diabetes onset are like "do you pee a lot" and "do you have dry skin" or "are you thirsty" brother I am 40 or 50 years old I have peed in volumes and manners you cannot conceive

Thats awesome, I did not know this

An excellent choice!!

I am genuinely unsettled by how much quality of life improved when a Korean fast food place opened up 5 minutes from home

Consciousness is when inanimate matter becomes capable of suffering. Next question.

"Before using alcohol while taking this medication please consult your doctor" lmao no dice pal, I'm going to consult my bartender and she says throw that shit in the trash

Maybe its because I hung out with elderly immigrants but: a sport that you don't know the name of and will never learn the rules to. Get yourself a set of... boccelini (?) rackets

It took me three years to get this one lol

do you think this would work

The doctor was like "this bloodwork says you have diabetes" and then asked about 10 different symptoms, none of which I have, and was then like, okay prescription time. And I really don't want to sound like a "did my own research guy" but come on

As a teen I spent three months in juvenile hall but was eventually released for lack of evidence. The accusation was that I had stolen a ferris wheel

I don't want to sound like some kind of Maha chud but the doctor prescribed me a medicine and I asked if there was an alternative and she said "walking 30 minutes a day" and that sounds a lot better than the most common side effect of the medicine, which is called ultradiarrhea