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i’ll never understand the hype from the 90s or whatever about making smoking cigarettes look cool

everyone i knew who smoked cigarettes had sunken eyes and ashen/grey skin. it never looked as cool as the popular kids in school were making it out to be

but maybe that’s just me🤷🏽‍♀️

dude what?? this is kinda fucking insane 😭😭 i refuse to believe this is for the safety of kids

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

so many of my friends have left twitter in the past six months because of elon musk and his dipshit shenanigans

i don’t have much time to use social media these days anyway but i wanted to let y’all know i miss y’all and i hope you guys are all doing well 🥺🥺🙏🏼🙏🏼

soon i hope

burn that entire site down

my son has explored all of his ancestral homeland 🤫🤫

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i wish there was a way to sort replies on twitter so blue checks and AI slop were at the bottom 😭😭 el0n musk ruined this site istg

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

400 DAYS WOOOOOO 🐥

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a cartoon character is taking a shower with a towel around his head ALT: a cartoon character is taking a shower with a towel around his head

it’s so crazy how something as simple as just taking a nice hot shower can improve your mood

i can’t tell if this is a universal experience or if i’m the weirdo here bUT LET ME COOK!!!

we’ve also explored all of vancouver. 🥺🍁

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my himbo son explored all of chi-town 🥺🥺

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GO BABY GO!!!!! 🐥

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i will forever be shocked and horrified (mostly horrified) at the amount of idiots in the US who have drivers licenses

makes you question why YOU even have a license if you’re stuck on the road with CRAZIES

last vacation photo dump i swear lol, thank you SD for such a great time!! 🩵

(yes these were basically from a month ago and yes i only just now got time to post them!!!)

#latepost #photodump

MY SPOOPY HIMBO SON. 🥺🥺

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LOOK AT MY SON!!!!!

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day 5 of the cruise we stopped in ensenada and it was so beautiful. and i learned how to make my very own (extra spicy) guacamole. 🥺🥑🧅🍅🌶️

#latepost #photodump

days 1 & 2 of the cruise were full of lots of great food and views. and also i got to learn about cabo’s “lover’s beach” and “divorced beach”. 🫢🫢

#latepost #photodump

fyi y’all should wife me up cuz i can cook u food like this #nexttopchef

i forgot to post this yesterday but look at my nailsss

cotton candy ooooooo 🩷🩵🤍

real hot girlies have tummy problems and sensitive skin and also maybe eczema

it’s just facts

300 adventures with my himbo son. 🥺🤞🏼

#finch

honestly i’m super impressed by how fresh and soft their sushi is

i know some sushi places skimp on quality overtime to cut costs, i’m glad kura isn’t one of them hehe

revolving sushi bars are my new special interest. 🍣

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my himbo son explored all of NYC 🥺🥺

#finch

250 adventures with my himbo son. 😌✨

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pspsp do you wanna be moots on here too?? 👀 /gen

so i pointed behind him to the wallet selection the store had and he was like “oh, right. if you already know what you want then yeah go ahead”

but still

this is why i don’t go outside

i knocked on the door to my favorite japanese cafe yesterday and a worker came up and was like “sorry we’re closed”

and i got annoyed and was like “i don’t want your FOOD. i want your WALLETS.”

he looked at me weird

and then i realized

hmm
not the best phrasing