William Buecker

North Korea has nuclear weapons capable of reaching the United States
North Korea is a fascist regime
North Korea is ruled by a brutal dictator
Christians are arrested and executed
What’s different from Iran
you ask?

Oil

Oil is the difference

Trump warns Russia
“If you keep helping Iran target United States troops , I may be forced to lift all sanctions and send you some humanitarian relief!”

I only hope that Kristi Noem can prevent Hydra from infiltrating Shield again

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Going from Kristi Noem to Markwayne Mullin
Is like going from Hermann Göring to Martin Bormann

Can’t believe she had to run for the Senate, she was one of the best Democrats at House hearings

Imagine being amongst the “chosen” staff that gets stuck in a bunker underground to serve Trump and his entire family for perhaps for years

Spoiler Alert:
Neither Lori Chavez-DeRemer nor Kristi Noem will resign or be removed by Trump

Liberal posts about Afghanistan War
Trump support…
“The Iran War has only been going on for 4 days”
True
The Afghanistan War has only been going on for 4 days 4 days into it too

Hey all,
Remember way back when gas was under 3 dollars a gallon
I believe it was way back in Saturday

Trump:
“We will probably have to put boots on the ground.”
Translation:
We are definitely putting boots on the ground
Trump:
“We are expecting it to last at least 4 weeks be we are prepared to go much longer”
Translation:
It’s going to go for much, much longer

I think he meant “Democrat” who should be committed

Remember those X-Files episodes where old, white men sat around in comfy chairs and talked about American citizens like they were mice to be exploited and experimented on
And we were like, this is so ridiculous
Turns out they were just ahead of their time

Awesome, they were already at 2.79 here pre-war

Even Nazi Germany wasn’t this blatant with it’s propaganda

We aren’t at war with Iran over nuclear weapons
I’m sure it has more to do with Trump’s poll numbers and the midterms slipping away because of them

We don’t actually have a Congress
Trump just let’s them come to Washington to harass Democrats and make “laws” about shower heads

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

We will have a black male president again before we have a woman president
I don’t believe that we will have a female president for the foreseeable future

Don’t worry
We have the 22 year old grocery clerk running counter terrorism
What could go wrong?

Every Trump accusation is a confession
Or in this case,
A plan

They will grasp at any straw

We aren’t at war with Iran because of nuclear weapons
We are at war with Iraq because of low poll numbers

He testified that Trump never told him he abused girls
Comer takes this as a total exoneration of Trump
As does MAGA

Bill Clinton becoming a MAGA hero was not on my batshit crazy bingo card

I have a question
If we are “living in the best economy in American history”
As Trump claims
Why do Republicans keep instructing Americans on how to eat more cheaply to survive?

It was our own 30 million dollar drone
But it could have easily been a commercial airliner, a private jet or just some poor guy flying his family around in his Cessna

Okay…
I’ll admit it…
I was supremely disappointed that Hillary didn’t bust out with a bunch of stories about going to military bases to see UFO’s and clandestine meetings with aliens

I wonder if Republicans were able to pry what they would really receive if they ordered a pineapple and bacon pizza out of Secretary Clinton?

There’s actually a provision for that
They are purposing that all federal funding be suspended for any state that doesn’t cooperate