Max

I read this to my husband and he had to remind me that a few years ago he said this exact phrase to me and I short circuited. A slice?! It’s not pizza!!

I thought the pork cuts were cinnamon rolls….

I’m just a 🐣

I’m still quite a beginner but YouTube has been immensely helpful! I also took a quilting class at a local comm college right before covid lockdown and that was really fun to learn some basics and have a teacher to help.

A Singer 500 sewing machine with a blue pair of shorts in front.

Getting back into sewing today with reattaching a button on these shorts.

Everyday I get closer and closer to starting a JFF…

Lot of people in WNC have hoe moms…. 😭

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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Eve:

🌰 in me please

@ me

Me in a cockatoo Speedo giving a thumbs up in the 80s suburban horror of my in-laws home

Visiting my in-laws requires posing next to scenes that trigger my husbands childhood trauma.

The front of my Volvo with the front passenger seat folded down to fit tow very tall trees.

Looking towards the rear inside my Volvo showing the two cherry tree saplings.

A fat yet dashing black and white cat with heterochromia (and homophobia). He’s sat in a wood dining chair.

Coming back here more regularly so here’s me buying two cherry trees and Ziggy from last week.

The way I would get on my knees so fast! 🥵

I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were…

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I’m….. in one…..

Cat in a pumpkin

It is the first week of October and I feel my powers rising.

Hell yeah

🎂 🤤

my body is not a temple it’s one of those penguin trash cans that says “use me”

fire pit was a hit yet again!

Right??!

Spirit?! 🫣

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