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Every day I aspire to be the MILF I want to see in the world.
Now this is the mutated millennial nostalgia I need in my life
Just remember everything is supposed to be a mess rn. With a bit of time things heal, swelling comes down, and scars fade. Aesthetically things should only get better from here.
It’s important to have a balanced kink diet.
The first cherry blossoms of the season beginning to bloom
Looks like someone got the memo about it being the start of meteorological spring
I find a computer indispensable.
Happy birthday! 🥳
Plot twist: Fiancee is mortified by all this and reaches out to help ex-lover. She’s now pretty cute and decides being a girl is kinda nice actually, and they become a throuple.
Reason not to post this: No one should use the term “gold star” ever, no exceptions
Reason to post this: The bit is funny
Problematic transbian story concept: Lesbian with puritanical ideas about sapphic romance is shocked to discover her fiancee once slept with a guy. She goes on a quest to forcefem fiancee’s ex-lover to restore her gold star status.
the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over
As you might expect from my posting history, I’m feeling v normal about everything after playing Date Everything for the first time last night
I knew you were pretty from your pfp but damn, girl 🔥
I love the bit in Hercules (1997) where Zeus explains he can’t help Hercules. “I’m just the king of the gods. What am I supposed to do?”
The universal boob-haver experience, I’m pretty sure
Please never stop doing these
I’ve learned the craft of inanimate tf from the best.
Engineering girlies are certainly a thing and if you ever need that perspective I’m happy to help
Never ask a cis woman her age, and never ask a trans woman what her name was before 2020.
Post stating “slime girl and robot girl who are in love. and slime doesn’t conduct electricity so she can do extremely detailed cleaning of robot. you understand”
Reminded me of this classic
There’s one in San Francisco, too, the Jeremiah O’Brien. They’re very cool when they don’t split in half.
Expanding this into a meet cute: Cis “straight” colleague who always found her kinda cute suddenly finds herself very attracted to her. She explores her sapphic side in a similar vein of professional dedication.
TG story concept #3728: “Male” gynecologist transitions not because of dysphoria but out of dedication to her craft.
Wiggletail is at home in the gender fluid.
I died in hell. They called it late-stage capitalism.
On the contrary, you are thay pretty and basic bitches can be kind, actually
Objectively the best number
You could always give the radon-water-generating revigator a try:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_...
Are geese, like cats, an animal that we culturally see as female-coded for some ludicrous reason? Maybe there’s an implicit connection to a group of hens or something.