Robb

Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, "Fat Shithead Disrespected my Rōnin." [spotlight tracks me as the top half of my body slides off of the bottom half]

Nonsense. They don’t need your sympathy. Either they’re there because they want to be or you tell them how to get out and that your party will never send them to die or commit war crimes in a pointless war at the whim of a child rapist.

Well they’re The Onion and they didn’t even go with the other thing, so they should be even more ashamed.

I know knowledge won't completely protect me. A lot of very intelligent people find themselves in addiction. It's just the best tool I have.

Coming from a family with a lot of addictive personalities, I've always treated sports betting as something I need to know as much about as possible, so that I always know how truly ruinous it could be for me.

College is the only time many of us experience walkable, social, mentally stimulating communities between the prime ages of 18-22 and we are never the same.

I haven't ever really liked watching the NFL in person, but it's worth it and legitimately shocking to go to your first game and see that the players are a completely different brand of "big" than you've ever known.

A generational mind.

In terms of "Not Beating The Allegations" it's like...right up there.

Would really prefer the guy caught with a Nazi tattoo not be crying that "they" are out to get him.

I hope when he comes back he tells the Chiefs he's tired of their shit not giving him an OL or receivers to throw to.

skipping the FBI and filing my missing persons reports with RAINBOLT

And this is after fans successfully bullied him into firing Mayo last year when he didn't want to, as well. How can you win that concession to such incredible results and decide to let the gas off of the guy?

And among Pats fans celebrating *not* signing Alec Pierce. They finished like 40 million “below the cap” last year and made the Super Bowl! You’re celebrating not winning a championship because RKK is *still* cheap!

East Bay and a pack of these

Does the camera love him in a Wooly Pully?

Man you gotta work hard to be so dumb.

“We are not alone, we are the first” goes, as they say, *extremely* hard.

“You never hear it mentioned but Neville Chamberlain was working those phones” ass post.

Whipping public sentiment for Participation Trophies for our “Opposition Leaders.” Loser behavior.

hey this is stupid as shit.

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

I would think also that the QB you play with raises the likelihood of seeing more of the non-guaranteed, NLTBE or LTBE money in your contract...

Everyone I know who has read the main ten absolutely swears they’re worth it.

Villa seeking to outdo the beginning of this season in “Being Depressing”

God damn Brad and Danny absolutely stacked the Boston Celtics coaching roster over the years, by the way. Brad, Ime, Joe, Kara Lawson, Charles Lee, Will Hardy, Sam Cassell...

Live your life so as to show up in Union Risk Memos

If you had a brain you knew this was never anything Joe Biden would attempt or even want to do.