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It’s a league game, Smokey. Software, Ruby, @ Cisco. Aspiring functional programmer. https://philcrissman.net

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> typeof(NaN)
'number'

JavaScript.

10.03.2026 04:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Big ball of Mud
Big ball of Mud YouTube video by GoogleTalksArchive

"Bugs are like prime numbers. There are always more of them, but after the first few billion they do start to thin out quite a bit."
- Brian Foote, www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Y9...

28.02.2026 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still do. 😃

27.02.2026 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I’m saying is, this book is hilarious in addition to being a really good introduction to set theory.

23.02.2026 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m reading through “Naive Set Theory” by Paul R. Halmos, and he’s always dropping lines like:

“The slight feeling of discomfort that the reader may experience in connection with the definition of natural numbers is quite common and in most cases temporary.”

23.02.2026 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Very early stages... I'm going through "Types and Programming Languages" by Pierce, now, and learning me some Haskell. I'd like to start doing something with Agda. But I don't want to get ahead of myself, I'm trying to do all this in my spare time :D

13.02.2026 19:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sure somewhere people are talking about this. I am an outsider to academic circles where these conversations are probably happening.

13.02.2026 17:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

This is a totally orthogonal thought... but I've been studying type theory & dependently typed languages (barely started, but it's fascinating), and it feels like a program that came with proof of its own correctness would be really valuable in a world where LLMs are creating things...

13.02.2026 17:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Howard the Duck (1986)
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)
A Scanner Darkly (2006)

13.02.2026 06:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A funny thing happened

Wrote up a thing about combinators: philcrissman.net/posts/fun-wi...

10.02.2026 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The ternary fork combinator in SKI combinators The ternary fork combinator in SKI combinators. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

I was thinking about the ternary fork combinator this weekend and tried converting it to pure S,K, and I combinators. It took forever, but it actually works:

gist.github.com/philcrissman...

09.02.2026 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Succession - ATN, we're listening
Succession - ATN, we're listening YouTube video by BADNEW

meanwhile at amazon

youtu.be/krj5NM-6tfU?...

09.02.2026 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is great. I grew up near Vancouver, so I used to see his interviews pop up in print form in the UBC radio's newspaper, which used to be called "Discorder", before he was on television. They were just as chaotic and weird. Maybe weirder, back then.

06.02.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

harsh but fair

04.02.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing glasses and a bathrobe is smiling and saying `` that 's not mine . '' Alt: a man wearing glasses and a bathrobe is smiling and saying `` that 's not mine . ''
28.01.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A flag of Minnesota in front of a house.

A flag of Minnesota in front of a house.

24.01.2026 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gastown - Wikipedia

My first thought was en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastown but this also looks interesting

15.01.2026 18:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday!

14.01.2026 23:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I read that right, Numbers/Pages/Keynote “with Ai & premium content” are part of the bundle. So I guess that‘s why Numbers is in there. I’m guessing that vanilla Keynote, etc, are still going to be freely available, which I hope is the case.

13.01.2026 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Her: That's why they would need test oranges, to test it. Fake oranges that act just like real oranges.

Me (pause): Have you ever thought about getting into software engineering?

08.01.2026 16:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My daughter (9, peeling an orange): They should invent an orange-peeling machine.

Me (practical dad): That would be tricky, it could just rip the orange apart.

1/2

08.01.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I felt so strongly that I simply _had_ to learn flash, for years. I mean, I _didn't_, I procrastinated until it became clear it wasn't going to be a thing any more.

Unfortunately, the procrastination habit also spills over into other areas, but in this case it paid off!

07.01.2026 02:52 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nerding out. Happy holidays!

25.12.2025 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a tiny backlog of songs that I still fear if I ever record them some day, I will only then discover they are actually some other song.

I think some chords and notes have a sort of gravity. The song _wants_ to move in that direction.

22.12.2025 06:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I once spent a whole evening trying to write a song, working on a chord progression—was trying to work out something that sounded like Harry Nilsson. I was happy with it, but it sounded kind of familiar. Then I slowed down the tempo… and realized the chord progression was Pachelbel’s canon.

22.12.2025 06:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Type Theory Forall Type Theory much beyond inference rules

I recently started listening to the Type Theory Forall podcast (www.typetheoryforall.com) ... I've started at the beginning, so I'm listening to episodes from several years ago, but they've all been really interesting so far. Recommend.

20.12.2025 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“School” by Nirvana playing at 5 guys. I don’t hear stuff from Bleach (other than About a Girl) too often in the wild. Great track.

19.12.2025 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“This function should always return an integer,” typed Tom, gradually.

19.12.2025 06:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I’m going to remove all the nesting from this list,” said Tom flatly.

19.12.2025 06:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

everyone stand back. i'm about to muster some willpower

18.12.2025 00:18 👍 543 🔁 34 💬 39 📌 3