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Media archivist. Elder millennial. Abolish everything. Avi is Jennifer Connelly on 35mm. Banner is a room of vintage TVs. he/they/any/all

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Ferdinand kept showing up where Gavrilo was! What was he supposed to do??

10.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain

Why is he climbing a mountain

10.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That's right, DUAL fidget spinners

10.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep my movies and my tv shows separate. The movies are arranged in the order of release. Same with the shows.

10.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If she ran, like, 5-10% faster it might not be so bad. Instead she's whimpering and moves like molasses which is a hat on a hat

10.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A classic

10.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's a movie you genuinely enjoy that's known for being bad?

Seen it dozens of times and probably will watch it dozens of times more

10.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Friends ran until 2004 and the Twilight Zone's been in decent rotation well into the 2010s. My guess is that it's a fluke or part of some messing around with the algorithm. How is Twilight Zone on there but not Star Trek? Hill Street Blues? I love Lucy?

10.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really don't know how that opinion flies with the Facebook class. Being told their pet obsession is secret propaganda isn't going to make them go "oh ok"

10.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing from before rotten tomatoes was a thing. Why does it say "all time?" Who knows!

10.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They like to suffer upon the lands their ancestors stole

10.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you can believe it they also had television before 1990

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sherlock but not Elementary is all the proof you need.

Elementary>>>>>>Sherlock

10.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Has this translated to anything even approaching a profit?

10.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*looking around*

WHAT demand?! Who is out there campaigning on that? The fuck are you talking about?

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So cool to read Get Your War On in middle school during the Iraq War and then reread it in my mid-thirties during the Iran War. The more things change

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun Fact: In France, the "Fredy Fish" games are called "Marine Malice."

10.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw that with my dad who, for him, Green Lantern was his favorite as a kid. And he definitely walked out feeling a bit defeated

10.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
FROM Season 4 (MGM+ 2026 Series) Official Trailer
FROM Season 4 (MGM+ 2026 Series) Official Trailer YouTube video by MGM+

New FROM Season 4 trailer is out! Premieres April 19th. youtu.be/LTss4risHbE?...

10.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the one clever moment where Blake Lively immediately recognizes him in the mask. And also the indignity of alfre woodard literally flushed out of the movie

10.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People who saw and don't remember Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern In the Theater Hive rise up!

10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so sad that time has forgotten the humble scopitone. A visual jukebox that could play absolute bangers like this in your favorite bar

10.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The difference between this and 2003 is vast. There is none of the panic rage that came from 9/11 that was truly bipartisan. Michael Moore spoke up at the Oscars against the war and was booed off stage. Aint no way that would happen now

10.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when you kill the leader of a country the entire nation collapses, that's why america ceased to exist after kennedy was assassinated

10.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMe thinks the mango mussolini shall be painting the new ballroom with ketchup!” Shut up I hope you die

10.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

In short, the world is a land of contrasts.

10.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait til you hear his opinions on windmills

10.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All of Rick Perlstein's books are really useful for realizing we're trapped in a cycle of idiocy

10.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gas coupon apps are coming

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's how I feel about the original X-Com too. I play a ton of old shit but some of those isometric or resource intensive ccrpgs are nigh impenetrable. Drives me right back to playing a lucasarts game for comfort

10.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0